About Me

I have been told I am annoying.
I have been told I am cool.
I have been told I am fun.
I have been told I suck.
I have been told I am a terrible person.
I have been told I am a wounderful person.
I guess its up for you to decide what you think about me.
Stole this from Cha'les!
I like swords, knives, ect. I paint, I draw, I sing.
You guys will prolly never hear my music, or me sing.
Mostly because when I am around my friends, I sing badly. I dont know why...
Martial Arts intrigue me.
I write a lot. I have 2 books finished. And I am still working on one.
I work on my car constantly. Whether or not she needs it.
I have wounderful friends, and I dont try to make enemies.
I love who I am.
I love my nic-names, even though my firends must be insane to call me them in public, hahaha!
---names:
The Indian Ho (or just Indian)
Dizzy Cunt (my rapper name is DZ Cunt now.)
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Those Silly bastards. :D
Kellen's OPINION OF THE MONTH!: Fuck it. Its that simple. :D

WATCH THIS 1053RZ! (losers)

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MORE VIDEOS FOR THE WEAK OF MIND!!!! CAUSE YOU KNOW YOU WILL WATCH IT!!!!! Muwahahahahaaaa!
Im me.And if you dont like me, fuck off.
.....................PANDA! (Panda-Dance! wee!)

NOW FOR SOME PICTURES!!!!!

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STUFF I LIKE!!!! YAY!!!!!!!DONOTBLOCKOURADS
organic food rules! TAKE THAT MASS PRODUCTION!

Everybody wants to use you.... but you are no man's toy!
Take The Pokemopolis Pokemon Supporting Character Personality Test .
Created by The Dodgemasters

DONT SAY ANYTHING TO ME UNTIL YOU HAVE READ THIS!

My Interests

Video games!!!!!!And World of Warcraft! Yay!What? Oh theres other things in life?! WHAT ELSE HAVENT YOU TOLD ME?!I love my car! She is my baby!Um, I love to cook, work on my car, Im a movie whore, I love to paint, draw, ect... Im a bit of a nerd...... I want to model (but Im not anorexic, so they dont want me.)I guess the same goes for guys.Um.... Yeah, ask me anything else you wanna know.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a good attitude and a nice desposition.Looks are not important, and I dont catigorize people.As long as you're nice to me, Im nice to you. « « « « « « « « « « « « « « « « « « « « « « « «

Music:

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Bauhaus
Queens of the Stoneage
Ingram Hill
VAST
Soul Asylum
The Jesus and Mary chain
Hoobastank
The White Stripes
Franz Ferdinand
"PUNK"-ISH
Bad Religion
Blink182
Green day
American Hi-Fi
Trapt
Avoid One Thing
Incubus
Alien Ant Farm
Muse
METALNESS
Black Sabbath
Machines of Loving Grace
Kittie
Stone Temple Pilots
Audio Slave (only cause its part Helmet, part RATM)
Violent femmes
Helmet
Type-o-Negative (industrial, but close)
Manson(same)
Pantera
For Love Not Lisa
My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
Medicine
The Secret Machines
TECH/IND
Electric Six
Ladytron
Nine Inch Nails
Toybox
Alice Deejay
Cascada
DJ Shadow
DATAROCK
Smile.DK
Eifel65
Apoptygama Berzerk
Lian Ross
ATC
DJ Epic
Combichrist
Me&My
Scooter
Initial D (soundtrack)
DJ Delirious
Ultamix
Dario G
La Bouche
Prodigy
Aqua
DJ Mistik
David Guetta
DJ Markski
Vengaboys
RAP-ROCK STUFFS
Corporate Avenger
Rage Against the Machine
(some)Kottonmouth Kings
Steriogram
Twizted
The Coup
MF DOOM
Dangermouse
DangerDoom (group of the two above mentioned)
Hed P.E.
Sage Francis
Ciniphile
Gorillaz
Morcheeba
Crazy Town (fuck you, I cant help it. lol)
Lady Saw
FOREIGNERS
K's Choice (switzerland)
Rammstien (germany)

Movies:

The nightmare before christmas
The crow (1,2 &3)
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Shrek
SLC Punk
Donny Darko
The Princess Bride (looooooove it!)
Fight Club
Lord of the Rings (Trilogy)
White Oleander
Pirates of the Carribean (sp?)
Star Wars (all of um')
Kill Bill (vol. 1 & 2)
Finding Nemo
Pulp Fiction
American History X
Awakenings
Any Disney movie... lol

Television:

Adult Swim
HOUSE_md
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Fairly Odd Parents
Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
I dont watch much TV really...
Dating & Relationship Advice
MySpace Layouts

Books:

Snow Wolf, by Glenn Meade, is one of the best books Ive ever read.First Sentence: I had come to bury the dead and resurrect ghosts and so it seemed somehow appropriate that the truth and the lies of the past should begin in a graveyard.If you'd like to know more about it, click here: http://www.ffbooks.co.uk/n12/n63728.htm

Heroes:

...... Oh, and Princess Diana.

My Blog

Aw hell no! Oh hell yes! Baby put on that party dress!

Just for the hell of it, there will be a smiley-face at the end of each section.I am infinatly happy.No matter what happens, I will continue to smile.Nothing anyone can say, do, or act like to me can ...
Posted by Van Dahl <The Umbrella> on Tue, 22 May 2007 05:06:00 PST

I am tired of it.

I fucking hate this blog crap, but I am bored as fuck so lets do this.As you may have noted, this is titled with "Im tired of it."Because well, I am.If you dont want your feelings possibly hurt,If you...
Posted by Van Dahl <The Umbrella> on Thu, 10 May 2007 09:44:00 PST

Moved all my quizzes.

Your Daddy Is Patrick StewartWhat You Call Him: Daddy DearestWhy You Love Him: He knows bestWho's Your Daddy?organic food rules! TAKE THAT MASS PRODUCTION!Your Deadly SinsSloth: 40%Wrath: 40%Lust: 20%...
Posted by Van Dahl <The Umbrella> on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:27:00 PST

Ok, this is what happened. and Ia am not even sure if I dreamed it... what a nighmare....

Ok, randy broke up with me.He came to my house.and left me there to cry.Ok?I did everything I could.If someone doesnt want you, there is nothing you can do.It just hurts, because I loved him more than...
Posted by Van Dahl <The Umbrella> on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 09:38:00 PST

Poem .5

-----Playing Cards----------I cant shake these nightmaresIm so nervousAnd I wish he was hereTo chase away the skeletons in my closetAnd the monsters sleeping in my bedI cant fight these feelingsCrying...
Posted by Van Dahl <The Umbrella> on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:26:00 PST

Poem .4

"I would do anything..."I see that look inside your eye when you sayI love youThe one that says Im lying, I cant do it anymoreAnd I sit there smilingWhile inside my head Im cryingAs I watch your eyes ...
Posted by Van Dahl <The Umbrella> on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:25:00 PST

Poem .3

Lock your heart with a bent up crossLove can be the hardest thing,When down from heaven,love does come,You get more for less,But less for some.Yet if they stay,To be with you,There are some things,You...
Posted by Van Dahl <The Umbrella> on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:24:00 PST

Poem .2

Have you ever killed someone in your mind?This be the daythat it all goes down,Walk right insidetheres no one around,There they arepoint your gun at the crowd,Shout at the skyscream aloud"THIS BE THE ...
Posted by Van Dahl <The Umbrella> on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:23:00 PST

Poem .1

You werent HappyIts just another Photograph,Another posed-for smile,My cheeks are red from embarassment,And you think Im happy for a while.And I was,But its just another photograph,Not a reason to han...
Posted by Van Dahl <The Umbrella> on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:22:00 PST

Ahem... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!! Its mine, not yours. So knock it off!!!!!

Good day all.For those of you who know me personally, you know that I beleive everyone is entitled to their own oppinion and they should be able to express those oppinions.However, you also know that ...
Posted by Van Dahl <The Umbrella> on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 01:38:00 PST