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About Me



My Interests

I'd like to meet:

"HELLO, WOULD YOU LIKE A PINEAPPLE?"

I dont like cunts or stupid people or beige. I want to fuck off out the country and have a peice of work in a gallery. I love Table Football, Sarcasm and Cider lunchs. I am a magnet for weirdos. Thats about it.

My Blog

Freaks on Buses.

Buses. Ah the joys of public transport. Sitting on a bus can either be a pleasurable experience if you have the ability to block out reality, or a mild Disney nasty. It always seems to be in the colde...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 21:09:00 GMT

Opening paragraph.

Every Monday morning i walk into the artroom. And there sits Ben Evans awaiting stories of my latest weekend escapades of freaks and weirdos. I said to him "i should write them all down, i reckon it w...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 14:05:00 GMT

Dealings with the police.

I know what your all thinking, "Finally, Chrissies been arrested!". But alas no, you would be mistaken. I was staying at my Friend Lauras house, I say Lauras house, i actually live there so i was at h...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 15:05:00 GMT

I got painted blue.

Well today i went to visit my friend Laura. As my parentals decided to go fireplace shopping. Not exactly the first thing on my "fun things to do" list. We got left by ourselves............... And as ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 13:49:00 GMT

Slo - Mo Custard Expulsion Day

(This is for Liam because he complained about me not writing about it, truth is i was going to but i forgot, shhhhhhhh dont tell him!) Well the day started off as a regular Tuesday morning, as they do...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 03:25:00 GMT

Chrissie and Victorias Lessons Weve Learnt (so far)

1.  DO NOT put blue food colouring in with chocolate cake mixture, it turns khaki green and becomes solidyfied swamp once cooked. 2. DO NOT let your sambuka shot burn over the necessary limit, th...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:16:00 GMT

Wow i never actually new i had this!

Ummmmm well ill just tell you about the hideousness that was yesterday. Well, me and my good friend Victoria started off what was supposed to be a fun night, by going to meet my mother, and then we we...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 00:51:00 GMT