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~*!nahTORYous!*~

I am here for Friends

About Me

Alice sighed wearily. "I think you might do something better with the time," she said, "than waste it in asking riddles that have no answers."
"If you knew Time as well as I do," said the Hatter, "you wouldn't talk about wasting it. It's him."
I'm Tory. And what that means is I'm 23 and in love with Life, my son Keegan, and my drum beatin, board scrubbin, heart melting, toe curling, unbelievable, amazing, totally rockin boyfriend Chaz. Without them, I'd be lost.
Doing alot of soul searching these days. I don't want my life to be full of stress, conflict, and heartbreak. There are always reasons to be happy and grateful, and I intend to find them all and keep them close to heart.
I drink milk straight from the carton, and I spend way too much time apologizing for shit I didn't do. I dig tattoos and piercings, and the smell of old books. I have delusions of being a rockstar on a very regular basis.
I like me, and love my friends. Could always use another one, hit me up.
~*!PEACE!*~

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Fellow laid-backers, slackers, punks, drunks, mystics, and cognitive thinkers. I love 'em all.

HumanForSale.com - I am for sale!

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Girl next door with a wild streak
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My Blog

Sooo... It's April, yay!

Not that I give a shit what month it is, nothing happens in April except for chocolatebunnies and tons of rain. I'm just saying it's agood thing to have March out of the way. I've been at IHOP for a w...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 23:12:00 GMT

It's Bloggity Blog Time!!

Hello dearies! Alas, I have procrastinated for so longthat I have no idea where I left off. Does it matter, really?  Phhf, I don't know either. So it's been a WHIRLWIND month for me and mine."Beware t...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 17:18:00 GMT

A letter to Wenis and Poop.... my boyfriend doesn't suck that bad

This is an email I shot to some friends. In response to their response to my last blog (teehee). Why put it here? Because my last entry was written out of frustration, and so many of my friends have b...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 06:38:00 GMT

relationships...*blech*

So, (and ladies, you'll understand this WAY better than your male counterparts)(but guys, if you've got an answeri want that too.)Okay, so.... You're in a relationship. You have an unbelievableamount ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 07:08:00 GMT

Believe it or not, it really is impossible to fall off the face of the planet...

I'm not dead. Really. I have found the place where things go to die, however. I've been living there since November. Chaz's father was kind enough to let us shack up with him while we saved up moneyfo...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 08:29:00 GMT

The Bernard Blog!!: The Directors Cut

Today's discussion will cover birthdays, and understanding ourplace in the world. I feel accomplished today. I'm wearing my Chaz's pants.Which is a huge deal bruh, because he's skinny.And if I can fit...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 10:57:00 GMT

Thoughts from my brain...Random bits of me.

I really need to learn to listen more.My mom loves the fuck out of me, and that's cool.Smoking pot gives me a runny nose. Never fails.I like to sneeze. So does my sister.I think I have a pretty neckli...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 21:17:00 GMT

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Seriously, it feels like i'm about jump out of my flesh. My nerves are fried as fuck.                     ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 21:10:00 GMT

I’m going to end terror in this country...

By VOTING the Republican Party OUT OF OFFICE in 2008!!Apathy is no longer an option. Get active, be heard.VOTE.    
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 21:11:00 GMT

Wonder what the poor people are up to today...

I'm in unusually high spirits today. Probably because I'm shrugging off responsibilities. That always seems to give me a warm fuzzy feeling in the cocklesof my heart. At Mommy's house today. Doing lau...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 13:18:00 GMT