Fit as feck

I take all of my genius and worldly knowledge from the brentmeister general, here are a few of his musings -
There are limits to my comedy. There are things that Ill never laugh at. The handicapped. Because theres nothing funny about them. Or any deformity. Its like when you see someone look at a little handicapped and go ooh, look at him, hes not able-bodied. I am, Im prejudiced. Yeah, well, at least the little handicapped fella is able-minded. Unless hes not, its difficult to tell with the wheelchair ones.
"Im a friend first, a boss second, and probably an entertainer third. When people say to me: would you rather be thought of as a funny man or a great boss? My answers always the same, to me, theyre not mutually exclusive."
"You grow up, you work half a century, you get a golden handshake, you rest a couple of years and youre dead. And the only thing that makes that crazy ride worthwhile is Did I enjoy it? What did I learn? What was the point? Thats where I come in. Youve seen how I react to people, make them feel good, make them think that anythings possible. If I make them laugh along the way, sue me. And I dont do it so they turn round and go Thank you David for the opportunity, thank you for the wisdom, thank you for the laughs. I do it so, one day, someone will go There goes David Brent. I must remember to thank him."
"I could say something about you. Something witty. Biting. Like you're a bit.... But I don't. Because it's not profesional. Profesionalism is.... And that is what I want." test