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Miss Gato

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About Me

Miss Gato

PLEASE FOLLOW THESE GUIDELINES
(1) Read this profile before you ask me questions (i.e. how tall r u? what bands do u like? what is the square root of pi?)

(2) Use proper English (or Spanish) "hawt" and "secksi" are not words. Please do not use either with me because I use smoke and mirrors.

(3) Please use a .2 pencil to circle in the best answer.

(4) If you do not like me, move on. You are wasting your time sending me messages that consist of: "Wow, you're a bitch.", so please, spare me the 3 seconds of devastating heartbreak.

(5) If you Add me on AIM and message me asking any of the following questions: "Who's this?" or "Send me your MySpace link..I forgot." I WILL KILL YOU.

Tell me your secrets anonymously.

I'm going to make you fall against the wall in love with me.

My Interests


Chile, South America
The unimaginable
Olde english
Journalism
Medical facts
Acoustic guitars
Solo violins
Natural highs
Vendettas
Ignoring the obvious
Disregarding the warning signs
Accidental touches [intentional touches]
Emotional people
Awkward individuals
Other "INFP" types
Salvador Dali
Vincent Van Gogh
Cirque du Soleil
Tango/Salsa dancing
The act of kissing
Bittersweet silence
Making love
Fighting and then making-up
Black eyeliner
Fashion as an art
Feminism
Staring contests
Game Nights
Sarcasm
Earwigs
Moon bats
Stars
Fog
Molotov cocktails
Chocolate
Champagne and cocaine
Cherry slushies
Clove cigarettes
Mocha frappuchinos
Brain freeze
Cats
Film/writing/music
Dreams [daydreaming]
Beatniks
60s Mod Hipsters (not hippies)
Astronauts
Vampires
Jew claws
Scientology
Playing Wii Bowling
Men in suits
Mysterious people
Romantics, Eccentrics, Cynics
Eye charts
Time machines
Accents
Being difficult
Inner/Outer beauty
Clever acronyms
You - everything that is you.

...And

I'd like to meet:


My applications for the romance department is closed indefinitely and with MUCH enthusiasm due to a certain tall, dark, and handsome creature in my life.)

Music:



Alanis Morrissette
Aphex Twin
The Bauhaus
The Beach Boys
The Beegees
Billy Idol
Bitter:Sweet
Blondie
Blonde Redhead
Bright Eyes
Blondie
Bjork
The Clash
Coldplay
Cocteau twins
The Cure
Cyndi Lauper
David Bowie
Dean Martin
Depeche Mode
The Doors
Duran Duran
Fischerspooner
Fleetwood Mac
Frank Sinatra
Frou Frou
Goldfrapp
Janis Joplin
Jewel
Joy Division [New Order]
London After Midnight
Morrisey
Madonna
Michael Jackson
Nine Inch Nails
No Doubt
Pink Floyd
Pink Martini
The Presets
The Postal Service
Prince
The Psychedelic Furs
Radiohead
The Ramones
Rammstein
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Regina Spektor
Rolling Stones
Sarah Brightman
Skinny Puppy
Smashing Pumpkins
Stevie Nicks
The Sex Pistols
The Smiths
Tori Amos
Trance/Techno
White Stripes
Xiu Xiu
U2 [and you too!]

Movies:


A Clockwork Orange
A Fish Called Wanda
Alfie
Amelie
Big Fish
Blow
Blood Diamond
Boogie Nights
Breakfast Club
Breakfast at Tiffany's
Chicago
Coffee and Cigarettes
The Devil Wears Prada
Donnie Darko
Dogma
Elephant Man
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Fight Club
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Gattaca
Interview with the Vampire
Kill Bill v.1 & v.2
Lost in Translation
Lord of the Rings trilogy
Meet Joe Black
Moulin Rouge
My Fair Lady
Napoleon Dynamite
Office Space
Old Boy
One Hour Photo
Pulp Fiction
Plan 9 from Outer Space
Science of Sleep
Shakespeare In Love
The Devil Wears Prada
The Exorcist
The Godfather trilogy
The Matrix trilogy
The Notebook
The Silence of the Lambs
The Wedding Singer
Welcome to the Dollhouse
All Johnny Depp movies

Television:



House MD
Law & Order: SVU
Seinfeld
Da Ali G show
Family Guy
Will and Grace
Dexter
Real Sex
Adult Swim
Sex and the City
The Office (UK and US version)
Scrubs
Mad Men
Arrested Development
Twilight Zone
Nip/Tuck
Reno 911
The Daily Show
America's Got Talent
What NOT to wear
ANTM/JDMA
Project Runway
Shear Genius
Top Design
Hell's Kitchen
Tv Shows from the 70s/80s
VH1, History Channel, Discovery Channel, and CNN.

Books:

"Manifesto of the Communist Party" by Karl Marx and Fredrick Engels
"The Feminine Mystic" by Betty Friedan
'Elle' and 'Cookie' magazine

My Blog

Trap Doors and Hidden Passages

I am having the worst anxiety attacks ever this week. I don't completely understand why though I do have a hint of where the source is coming from. Basically, I feel like I'm ODing on caffiene pills. ...
Posted by Miss Gato on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:42:00 PST

Starry Eyed - My Experience with Rock Stars

Basically since I am a new employee at the place I'm working at, it's expected to not get the best spots or gigs to work at until you get some time in. But seeing as how marvelous I am, they scheduled...
Posted by Miss Gato on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 05:41:00 PST

Negative:Positive Magnets

[Collected from Holly's cerebrum, because she's awesome.] What is the likelihood of two people infatuated with one another making it long term if they have fundamental differences in their life's outl...
Posted by Miss Gato on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 09:10:00 PST

"Is Miss Gato your REAL name?"

Several of you know the answer to that but I've been receiving an increasing number of messages the past few months with that question. So, stating the not-so-obvious: No, My real name is Catalina. I...
Posted by Miss Gato on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:27:00 PST

Embedded Tracking Devices (Tagged by Boots)

So the point of this is once you are tagged you have to write about the first 10 things that come to your mind and then tag 10 others to do the same by telling them to go and read your blog. 1. My ob...
Posted by Miss Gato on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 09:30:00 PST

My biggest obsession

My biggest obsession would have to be my desire to be freakishly tall (i'm talking 7 feet +) and have huuuuge eyes. I'm sure there is some freudian explanation to it but the more I think about it, the...
Posted by Miss Gato on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 03:52:00 PST

My Intentions Aren't Honorable


Posted by Miss Gato on Wed, 16 May 2007 12:21:00 PST

Whirlwind of Butterflies

I have been known to be overly concerned with, for lack of a better term, bullshit issues that are beyond my control.Due to that, I literally lost years of my life to it but at this place and time, I'...
Posted by Miss Gato on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:40:00 PST

Running with Scissors

I finally finished a book I've been reading over the weekend and honestly, I'm a little more enlightened by it. Strange as it seems, Augusten has a point. I need to be more like Mary Tyler Moore and t...
Posted by Miss Gato on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 02:32:00 PST

In case you missed the memo

Jul 24, 2006 2:53 PM Trimming The Fat Yea, friend cut.No one is safe.I'm tired of having 60 "friends". I want a realistic amount, like 20.Don't write me bitch mail if you're cut, I'm not going to res...
Posted by Miss Gato on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 12:08:00 PST