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Robin

smarter than some, but dumber than most.

About Me

What can I say about myself that hasn't already been said behind my back?(giggles) Never in my four years of marriage have I ever had to make breakfast. My husband makes the best french toast. Whenever I try to dance, either my fat clacks, or I hurt myself. My best memories consist of 2 am ghetto nintendo marathons, and eating Ben and Jerry's in a park somewhere. I have the cutest two kids in the world, and that is an unbiased opinion. I finally have realized that it is better to tell the lame,hurtful, truth than it is to say a cool, sugar coated, lie. I want to get to the point where I don't need validation from people. I am not there yet. I obsess about the forward and backward(drawrof and drawkcab) spelling and pronounciation of words. I am passionate about great literature and history. I love stuff from the 1940's and 1950's, especially clothes. I love to shop, and I wish I owned a hundred pairs of peek a boo toe stilletos just so I can look at them. Sometimes I paint with acrylics. I love interior decorating from the victorian era. I hate summer and the heat because I burn easily and winter clothes are cuter. I hate driving and pumping gas. Infact I am mortified of it. You should ask my close friends about the other "robinisms". I have been keeping journals and writing since I was 8 or so. I generally put my foot in my mouth though I didn't intend to. I am extremely passive agressive. I forget to eat a lot. Usually I don't know the date and day. I love my family, even if they drive me crazy. Once I start something, I don't stop until its finished. Sometimes that really annoys people. I love to entertain guests, especially when it comes to Thanksgiving. I cook the best turkey. My biggest goal(besides selling my house) is to raise my children in such a way that they are secure and they know that they are good enough. I try not to be the typical mormon housewife, but I fear I am going in that direction. I would love to get together with old friends and visit like we used to. Yes, I know that my husband looks exactly like Joey Fatone. And, I promise you, that I will fight to the death to get "longest road" in Settlers of Catan.

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[Marital Status] married
[Shoe size] 9
[Parents still together] yes
[Siblings] 1 sister 2 brothers
[Pets] 2 cats
FAVORITES
[Color] green and black
[Number] i don't know
[Animal] siamese cats
[Drinks] diet mountain dew
[Soda] diet mountain dew
[Book] les miserables
[Flower] roses
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] no
[Twirl your hair?] sometimes
[Have tattoos?] no
[Have Piercings?] in my ears
[Cheat on tests/homework?] no
[Drink/Smoke?] no
[Like roller coasters?] yes
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] no
[Want more piercings?] no
[Like cleaning?] yes
[Write in cursive or print?] mainly in cursive
[Own a web cam?] yes
[Know how to drive?] yes..but I HATE driving
[Own a cell phone?] yes
[Ever get off the damn computer?] yes, I have to
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] yes
[Considered a life of crime?] what the heck...NO
[Considered being a hooker?] no
[Lied to someone?] yes
[Been in love?] yes
[Made out with JUST a friend?] yes...haha
[Been in lust?] yes
[Used someone] probably...i don't know
[Been used?] yes
[Been cheated on?] yes
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] haha...no
[Stolen anything?] no
[Held a gun] yes..but I don't like guns
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] black pants and black shirt
[Current mood] dis interested
[Current taste] i don't know
[What you currently smell like] probably a mixture of baby puke and victorias secret..
[Current hair] red curly hair..like normal
[Current thing I ought to be doing] cleaning
[Current cd in stereo] pink floyd echos
[Last book you read] charles dickens, the life of our lord
[Last movie you saw] cars
[Last thing you ate] half of an orange
[Last person you talked to on the phone] husband
[Do drugs?] does tylenol pm count?
[Believe there is life on other planets?] perhaps life, but not people
Remember your first love?] yes..aaaaawwww
[Still love him/her?] no
[Read the newspaper?] yes
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] yes
[Believe in miracles?] yes
[Do well in school?] yes
[Wear hats] no. i look like a chemo patient when I wear hats
[Hate yourself?] sometimes
[Have an obsession?] I have OCD...so yes
[Collect anything?] yes..victorian stuff, and strawberry decorations
[Have a best friend?] yes
[Close friends?] yes
[Like your handwriting?] sometimes
[Care about looks] yes
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] i'll just lie and say that I don't remember...
[First kiss] not telling
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] no
[Do you believe in "the one?"] yes..my husband was "the one"
[Are you a tease?] i have been, but I'm not anymore
[Too shy to make the first move?] I have before
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] sometimes
[Bitch/Asshole] beautiful intellegent talented creative and honest
[sarcastic] no, never.
[Angel] i'm the good one.
[Devil] uuuummmm i'm the bad one?
[Shy] yes, around people I don't know
[Talkative] around people I am comfortable with
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My Interests

I love to read, write stuff, make jokes(including laughing at other people's expense...GUILTY)decorate, listen to music, watch movies, study history, sing, shop, and spend time with my husband and kids.and I love shoes.

I'd like to meet:

no one in particular

Music:

I like tons of music from a bunch of different genres. I can't really name it all, but here is a little bit of stuff that I like.. The Les Mis tenth anniversary edition, Cold Play, Evanescence, Keane, Death Cab for Cuty, Green Day, Jem, The Used, The Killers, Fiona Apple, Sarah Mclachlan,Gwen, Smashing Pumpkins, Norah Jones, REM, Jack Johnson, Amy Winehouse Some 80's stuff: The Cure, Oingo Boingo, Murray Head,Depeche Mode, David Bowie Some classic rock stuff: Pink Floyd, Queen, and the Eagles and some Country stuff: Johnny Cash, Allison Krauss, Nicklecreek classical stuff: Chopan, Bach(Goldberg Variations especially)

Movies:

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Flixster . Fight Club, Ghost World, The Notebook, American Beauty, Wedding Singer, Walk the Line, Phantom of the Opera, Narnia, The Prestige, Les Mis, and a bunch more...

Television:

I don't watch a lot of tv, but I like Family Guy, the Simpsons, Robot Chicken, American Idol,Conan O'Brien, Most Evil,Miami Ink, LA ink, and Big Brother.

Books:

OoOOo Books..unabridged Les Miserables, Gatsby, Beautiful and the damned, East of Eden, The Fountainhead, We the Living, Mrs. Dalloway, Crime and Punishment,Anna Karenina, The Davinci Code,In Cold Blood, Forever Amber-and anything World War 2, American or English history.

Heroes:

Christ, Van Gogh, Victor Hugo, Virginia Wolfe, Conan O' Brien, and Ayn Rand, and my husband-for putting up with my crap all the time.

My Blog

desperation

The only reason the people flock to you is because you are their idea of simplicity. They neither like nor dislike. They hand you their livelihood expecting they will get the right allotment in return...
Posted by Robin on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:29:00 PST

A New Year update

I thought that I would post an update end of year blog. I apologize for not blogging in a while. I am a writing fool, but I get lazy about posting. Oh well! This year has been really great. The kids a...
Posted by Robin on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 12:26:00 PST

The things you never thought you would say

when you have a toddler, you end up saying the craziest things to them..Here is a list for you to enjoy: *my bra is not a hat. *don't poke daddy's crotch with a dinosaur *don't lick the car. and my pe...
Posted by Robin on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 10:07:00 PST

thoughts that don't coincide(hate, blue moo moos, raisins, and chinchadillas)

In walked the epitome of my hate. I turned my head away, ground my teeth, and fought back tears as he walked into the room. Never have I felt that way about anyone. It was the same feeling someone wou...
Posted by Robin on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 12:02:00 PST

Nothing new

I decided that I should write a blog since I haven't updated in a while. Things are going okay here. My life right now is mainly focused on selling my house..It still hasn't sold but we have drastica...
Posted by Robin on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 03:19:00 PST

please please please

We put an offer on a house last Wednesday. I am so excited about it! It is in Brigham City, almost 3,000 square feet, and the basement is huge and is finished..plus a bunch of other things. However, i...
Posted by Robin on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:06:00 PST

I'm moving!!!!!!

So, we have decided to move(most likely) Its kind of crazy, and spur of the moment, but we think it is the right thing to do. Its kind of surreal...we're puting the house up for sale on Saturday, and ...
Posted by Robin on Fri, 04 May 2007 04:22:00 PST

a woman in pain

...as the pages of your pain pass between us I can see with better understanding the mountains of grief which have weighted down your shoulders or keep your arms filled with agony because they fear re...
Posted by Robin on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 08:40:00 PST

nobody reads these anyway.

I swear, I have never felt this bad. I have been trying to fight oncoming depression, and nothing has worked. ..I am sinking and don't know if I can keep my head above water anymore. I don't know...
Posted by Robin on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 04:03:00 PST

Mortal Choices

Off the corridor plumed with oxygen the blue incandescent symmetry of your tiger burns blue behind every door, consumes and is consumed in pyrotechnics cold as starlight. Hope, glittering like Christm...
Posted by Robin on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 01:41:00 PST