Billy

I enjoy a varied and comprehensive array of hobbies. I am becoming increasingly interested in English Language (I fink its wikid wen peepul speek propa innit) and I like things such as computer games (playing and watching), the good sports (cricket, rugby, badminton, golf, etc... all the ones that aren't played by overpaid schoolchildren and watched by contemporary cavemen), I like going out to the various clubs that Bristol has on offer (mainly ramshackle, propaganda, walkabout... anywhere cheap and easy), and I also enjoy just sitting around, doing as little as possible and getting a bit high for extended periods of time.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: William (Billy) Joseph Clayton
Birthday: 17/05/85
Birthplace: Maidstone
Current Location: Gloucester Rd
Eye Color: Not too sure, kinda really light brown round the middle then moves out to blue/grey at the edge. I've been told they're Khaki but I'm still not convinced that's anything to be proud of.
Hair Color: Brown (with blonde bits)
Height: 6'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Devonshire (bred but not born)
The Shoes You Wore Today: White Nikes with a rather dapper sky-blue tick
Your Weakness: Spoil-sport conscience
Your Fears: Dying, Zombies (in computer games), deep dark man-made water with chains and stuff in it (like piers and locks)
Your Perfect Pizza: I make them so it changes daily (A delicately seasoned ham mushroom and onion calzone at the moment)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Do well at uni (for once) and pay back some cash to the poor poor banks
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don't use it (computer bust)
Thoughts First Waking Up: That was a fucked up dream
Your Best Physical Feature: Height?
Your Bedtime: 3/4am
Your Most Missed Memory: The age before responsibility of any kind was placed upon me, there was still new stuff to see every day and everything was fun all the time
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi (Max of course)
MacDonalds or Burger King: Always, always McDonalds (I'm heavily addicted to the crack in their special sauce)
Single or Group Dates: Dunno, not really one for 'dating' as such, just like to get to know someone by hanging around with them, rather than being forced into a weird one on one situation
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I'm gonna say Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Well I used to smoke, then I quit, but then quitting felt so good that I decided to quit not-smoking... about that point it all got a little confusing. But basically yes, like a small/medium sized chimney (not one of those 40 a day smoke-stacks, I still want to taste my food just a little)
Do you Swear: Yes, too much, in front of children and old people
Do you Sing: Yes, too much, in front of children and old people
Do you Shower Daily: Pretty much unless I'm having a slack day
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: Second time round baby
Do you want to get Married: I assume so, haven't put too much thought into it, it's just what you do innit?
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, too much (I'm a letdown to myself)
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I ******* hope so
Are you a Health Freak: I buy hundreds and hundreds of supplements
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, my parents are awesome to me
Do you like Thunderstorms: Of course
Do you play an Instrument: I wish
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Well yes, we've been over this. Is this question designed to provide a second dose of guilt? Well it doesn't. I'll give you two guesses as to where I'm going to go and do what now.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I'm not in America
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: See above
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: It's raw fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes but I got thrown off after a couple of minutes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I live in central Bristol. That kind of thing isn't smiled upon in these parts
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Probably
Ever been Drunk: I've been past drunk to that nasty, sleazy domain on the other side. I now make a conscious effort not to return there... too often
Ever been called a Tease: No (I'm shit at playing games with girls)
Ever been Beaten up: No, never been in a real fight (although I won the fake one)
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, but I was younger and therefore legally not responsible for my own actions (That's a stupid law isn't it, I definately knew what I was doing, same as all the little bastard chavs who get away with terrorising old and vulnerable people because the law states they're not old enough to be accountable for their actions and their parents don't give a fuck cause they'd have to stop watching daytime T.V and get off their asses to sort them out)
How do you want to Die: I really don't (but if I have to I want a classy death so I'd like to be run over by a limousine)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Writer
What country would you most like to Visit: Canada
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Both are good
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Not taller than me (that would be well tall for a girl)
Weight: Not fat
Best Clothing Style: Jeans and top i suppose (none of that gypsy revival rubbish)
Number of Drugs I have taken: Who's asking?
Number of CDs I own: All on my computer
Number of Piercings: The same as I had when I was born.
Number of Tattoos: None, but I want my whole body tattoed with the superman suit so that wherever I may be I can rip off my shirt and start saving civilians.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: About 43, but then life's definately too short for that kind of thinking

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