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About Me

Look at me--I know you want to--if you aren't doing it already. How can you help it? My shit is hanging out all over the place. Now that you're looking at me, I feel much better about myself. Because you looking at me means you want to fuck me. And as long as someone wants to fuck me, I know I really exist. I'm not invisible. Hooray! Now really stare at my tits and ass. STARE! Now make some kind of comment about my body or hit on me or something. Otherwise I'll go home and either cry myself to sleep or spend the entire night pissed off about what a moron you are for not wanting to fuck me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who will give me constant validation about my looks.

My Blog

Once more, for the barely literate. . . .

THIS PERSON IS NOT REAL, therefore you can't communicate with her. Got it? This is a form message programmed to send automatically to anyone who writes "her" a second time. The previous message is ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Apr 2004 17:03:00 GMT

YOU ARE BRAINDEAD IMBECILES

Unbelieveable. Really. This profile, for those of you who are too stoned or too moronic to realize it, is a complete and utter sham. The pictures are grafted from other profiles. The "About Me...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2004 20:38:00 GMT