About Me

nothing to great about me i just had to start a new account the old one got f'd up or i have 2 accounts I live in Su-FUCK ! VA so yes anything i have to say is most likely to be boring as shit but somebody is going to read this anyway. Living out here can make you pretty creative when it comes to making good use of time so keep up with me and see all the new pics that i will be posting soon. I hope that a few people will have a laugh over some of this stuff. Who knows it might even be you HA HA HA HA! (it's an evil laugh your scared now) HA HA HA ! (dude common get scared, it's not easy to be all scary and sinister when your typing) HA HA ! (alright look you S.O.B I'd like to see you get up here and try this no,no,no,no,no,no YOU SUCK)

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My Interests

children I like children. tiny little boys are my favorite. WITH SALT! HA

I'd like to meet:

jesus christ and Billy Crystal that guy is like god to me

Music:

what is this MUSIC you speak of?

Movies:

what are these MOVIES you speak of ?

Television:

TELEVISION damn you people what are these strange machines you keep refering to. Is'nt the year still 1924, where the hell am I. Who is the leader in all this tom foolery?

Books:

Jitterbug perfume

Heroes:

Watch Videos:

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME (Family Guy)

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My Blog

whats all the panic! said the lamp as i choked on my words

Sleep is a myth. I close my eyes as i retrace through all the good times that i've had untill i find one 2 focus on so that it can put me 2 sleep but those times are starting 2 come up blank.. "V...
Posted by more appealing than a vampire on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 01:08:00 PST

chapter 2

We swallowed bleach untill the morning injected life into our veins we could'nt swallow sorrow so insted we ate the plague yet somehow this all seems normal to me I found myself here laughi...
Posted by more appealing than a vampire on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 06:05:00 PST

To begin a book of inchanted tales

Boys and girls the time has come for you and I to have some fun. So now for everyones delight some adult short stories of joy and fright. The tale of the boy and the ...
Posted by more appealing than a vampire on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST