Hot Cock'in around Europe.
Whooping Becks at Pro Evolution.
Gymin it. Preparation for the Buff 'N' Ting Holday 07
Play footie with the JHC
Cubbin it. Mostly Revolution. jus dont have the curry shot
Drinking but not too much the rediculous days of when i was 17 18 have past me i was pretty uncontrollable. Sorry bout that people.
Erm ow yeah and Chess. Kings taking Pawns. Pawns Taking Kings and aparently if a Pawn goes all the way. It becomes a Queen. lol Chess is pretty strong stuff.
The Jr. Hot Cocks
The Jr.HC Roster!
Dickie, Daley, Becks, Bremner, Jimbo, Timbo, Roo Baby, Minty and not forgetting Brian Dirty
Hammond or Beckham?
Steve was in Top Gear!Nobody could stop the Hamster and this was the result! And dont miss the Dirty Story at the end too!
The Outsiders - Artistic?
It was a long day of drinking!
And at about 1.30am Dickie wanted to be.....Artistic?Now thats Ballin lol!
I'd like to meet:
Dr Karl Kennedy - How does he get all them women. Izzy 10/10 As Borat would say. She is Niiiiiccceee. I like.Richard Blackwood - just to tell him.... Im the man.
The Rock - Cos I actually have met him. London virgin megastore when I was 14 15 oh and some little guy was with him.... He's 7 foot tall and 500 pounds. They call him the big show.Borat - I like his wife CLAP. OKAY. SEXY TIME.And of course PLENTY of women. lol Sarah Harding girls aloud, Cheryl Tweedy and Samaire Armstrong Anna from the O.C I could go on but i wont. There my top 3 anyways.Dj EZ - It's all about EZ live!
Heartless Crew - Bashment Ting
Music:
POW POW Grime, Garage, Hiphop, Rnb.New Jay Z album out November, The King is back 'What More Can I Say' Always Knew there was gonna be a 'Encore'Hold on a minute just saw a load of 'Girls Girls Girls'. I wonder if they could get this 'Dirt Off My Shoulder' if they cant i wont be 'Poppin Tags' any longer and thats gonna cause me '99 Problems' as i was gonna go out 'Big Pimpin'tonight but i guess ill jus stay in and watch some Bonnie and Clyde'. Dam Wait theres a 'Public Service Announcment' its about a 'Dead President'. I need to 'Bounce' and call up my main man. (Phone call) Ring Ring 'Jigga what, Jigga Who' I cant hear you but (hangs up) 'Excuse Me Miss' can you 'Show Me What You Got' and i aint talking no 'Blueprint' or that 'Blueprint2' I just wanna 'Fuck All Nite' but you seem to be 'Frontin' dam this I jus think it was all 'A Dream'.
Brian Dirty - Dirty Humps
Kenan & Kel - Who Love Orange Soda (Remix)
Im down with Orange Soda!
And yeah it is true!
Cos this beat is bangin lol.
Dj EZ - Big Mixing (All about the Old Skool)1st tune is the best garage tune eva!
Colours - Hold On (where's it gone/where's your love)
Not best quality but you get the idea!EZ best DJ on Roads!Genius Crew - Boom Selection
We said its time for Action!Boom Boom Boom Selection!
Old Skool Garage! This is a Genius Production!Dj EZ and B-Live - Clack Clack!
Clack Clack! Wot? Clack Clack!B-Lives firing firing! Whos firing!
Who you on about? Whos enquiring? Your lying! B-Lives Riding!Dj EZ and B-Live Heavyweight Combo!HP - HP Killa Cam Notebook
The All New HP Killa Cam Personal Computer! Only by Cam'ronKilla!
Dj EZ and Mighty Moe
Dj EZ and The Metric Moses!
They got the vibe yooooo!
by 2 by 2 2 2 yeah!Put your hands up in the air!Dj EZ and Mighty Moe (Minus the Afro)Going to the Mover Groover! Goin out to the silp and the slider!EZ EZ EZ EZ EZ! Do it Do it! This Mighty Moe Do it Do it!All about Kandi Klub Watford! Big Sets!
Movies:
Dirty ones always seem to be good but Brians the man to ask about those sorts of Movies goto
www.briandirtylovepornandallthingsdirty.com. There you go but please dont blame brian hes jus to dam dirty.
V.R - Vintage Movie
Tim Carrey - The Cable GuyAndrew Robinson - The Terminator
Television:
Yes I own a Television. What kinda stupid question is that anyway.
Vintage Robinson - Super Freak
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Vintage Pantomime
Flea Market Montgomery - It's Just like a Mini MallLiving Rooms, Bed Rooms! Ow Yeah!
You can find them at the Flea Market!
Porbaby the best advert in the world!
Laughing Yoga - Happy and Relaxed
This guy is must be on Crack! Cos it is not possible to be this Happy! And This Relaxed!But always remember Laughter makes you Happy!
Books:
Books arnt kool nor clever apart from Rik Mayalls autobiography as its highly challenging and interlectuaL.I prefer the magazine range rather than a book. Brain says top shelf is usually the best. The higher shelf the better the quality. That bloody Brian Dirty.
Heroes:
George Galloway - The Cat
Ben BaldwinYes! Ben Baldwin! The cheap alternative to Johnny VaughanI told u he was a little bit on the homosexual side!
Just watch this clip and it bloody proves it!
He thinks hes a Clown? Well I never liked the Circus! So I had to clap a Clown!Make Your Play Gang! Make Your Play!
Just to make it clear he is NOT my hero but he is just rather amusing and cheap to!
Alex Kramer
She is the dashing young host from the well know hit quiz show on ITV1!
Make Your Play! She is so seductive! Just watch her and wait and see! Once again she is not my hero she shud be my wife! She is very very nice!
Check this video and see for yourself!
Seduction! Serious! You gotta love it! Shame baldwin has to spoil it!
Its all about the Kramer lol!Lennox Lewis - Lewis VS Rahman IIOne of the greatest of all time to grace the ring!
He has beaten every man he has ever faced in the ring and retired The Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion of the worldLewis! Lewis! Lewis!The Hamburgler. Cos Ronald Mcdonald has never caught him. Anyway how the bloody hell is a Clown gonna catch a burgler and why the hell does he steel hamburgers go for the big Mac aleast. For godsake.
My Pornstar name is:
Dick Cocks
What's Your Porn Star Name?
