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About Me

let's see, i'm a former drummer, former bass player, Current vocalist (finally changed it). I am now the vocalist of Diabolic Edict. I also occasionally work on a comic strip that sooner or later i hope i will get enough backlog that i can post it on the internet somewhere. I am anosmic (you look it up, you lazy bastard), Coulrophobic (google is your friend) non-human with mutated blood...(not even kidding, i have spherocytosis...again YOU look it up) I listed my religion as "other" but to be more specific, i guess you could say i'm pagnostic. Okay, you don't have to look that one up for yourself, i'll explain it since it's a term i came up with...basically, i'm agnostic with heavy pagan roots. My "sense of humor" (if you can call it that) is extremely goofy, and often self-deprecating. If you can't laugh at your own shortcomings, everybody else will. I've occasionally been known to spout off some decent advice, although often times it's cryptic and presented in a way that some wouldn't even understand...at least that's what i say...the truth is probably closer to I spout off random crap, and sometimes people read too deeply into it and find profound truth and wisdom in the ramblings of somebody who just needs a cigarette.

My Interests

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The Night Santa Went Crazy The Weird Al Christmas classic set to animation.

My Blog

Hi Atus

So, ya'll's are gonna have to deal with out me for awhile.  Innernets are currently shut off, due to me forgetting my wallet when i went to pay the bill, coming home, and deciding not to make the walk...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Apr 2009 08:30:00 GMT

Boy, Wonder, and the little kid in the woods

When I was a youngin, I had an imaginary friend.  His name, was Boy.  I can still picture the way he looked.  He had strawberry blond hair, parted in the middle and in that 70's not quite long, but no...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 04:33:00 GMT

Darth Vader and ice cream

Sorry, just in a writing mood right now.  Someone asked me what i meant in my earlier post about the graveyard dream when i said 'at least darth vader wasn't trying to get my necklace. I had this drea...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 04:15:00 GMT

Aunt Bonnie's Bullhockey

Recently, my Aunt Bonnie passed away after a lengthy battle with cancer.  If you've ever met my Aunt Bonnie, you know for a fact that cancer did not win the battle, Aunt Bonnie kicked the crap out of ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 03:40:00 GMT

A long overdue...confession

Friends...It's time we sat down and had a talk.There's something that's been on my mind for awhile now...Something i've been keeping a secret.  And I've decided...to let you all in on it.  I warn you....
Posted by on Fri, 20 Mar 2009 12:40:00 GMT

Keller 3:16

Today, I go on a rant of.....Biblical proportions...This goes out to all the Christian bands that i have ever seen live. This has been bothering me for quite some time, and God knows, i'm probably in ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 21:31:00 GMT

beware, it’ll take awhile to read

The Graveyard I arose to conciousness to a bright, yet gloomy day. The sun was shining, this much was certain. There were no clouds in the sky, and the brightness made me wince in pain. Yet, the sky ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:51:00 GMT

blarg

You ever get the feeling that your newsstand burned down a long time ago?  Hooray for cryptic shtuff that very few if any will get. Where's Calvin and Hobbes when i need them?     &nbs...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:12:00 GMT

Wish i wrote this, beware, old cartoon humor

First, the empty promise of life which dwells within a fragile shell must fuse with that which flows from the horned beast. Firmness and solidity will be granted by the intervention of a third agent, ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 05:13:00 GMT

i am FUCKING PISSED!!

So, the other day, i had a phone bill due.   Paying a phone bill for me gives me a choice of two things. Getting to Joplin and paying the phone bill in person, or running down to the gas sta...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 02:49:00 GMT