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Bald-Is-Beautiful Johnny

About Me

I am a remorseless stealer of copyrighted content from the internet. My head is the sexiest thing in the known universe. I have forgotten more about world history than you will ever know. I am like Human-Spellcheck.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Kait O'Rairden, circa 1980. Kim Deal, actually after seeing loudQUIETloud I no longer want to meet Kim Deal. People who will remember how to spell my name correctly: 2 Us 1R. Enough of my IRL name being on internets.People who are smart enough to never click on THIS LINK . Go on, do it I know you want to...

My Blog

Right, well I AM THE HYPOCRITE

Fuck it, Facebook it is.
Posted by on Thu, 24 Sep 2009 01:43:00 GMT

Hi, most of you know who I am.

I use myspace over facebook simply because myspace is WAY MORE ANONYMOUS than facebook. Odds are, if you don't know who I am already than you would prolly not give a fuck about my gently constructed m...
Posted by on Sun, 24 May 2009 01:26:00 GMT

So I guess I only blog about things I hate and music I like.

Apparently, EMI has decided to take a perfectly finished Danger Mouse/Sparklehorse record and just not release it. It's wonderful, available for free, and wonderful. Also they don't have the thing for...
Posted by on Sat, 16 May 2009 12:07:00 GMT

I hate you and your private myspace

So we now have a "hey do you fucking know this weirdo?" feature that I can not use like at all. In some rare cases I was like "oh thats pissman, I should friend him." Most of the time I'm like "hey th...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 03:49:00 GMT

OK, let's all just take a moment here

We have a black president who wants to make everything better by demolishing the stupidity of the previous administration. He wants cabinet members who are versed in their field. He wants the governme...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Feb 2009 00:47:00 GMT

AFK 1 week

Learning new job stuff.
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 13:17:00 GMT

Hooray awesome news days

Lindsey Lohan Lesbi-lashes out at her Dad. David Duchovny is an IRL sex addict, and a frightening Alaskan soccer mom is running for VP.ONLY IN AMERICA CAN YOU SEE SUCH A FANTABULOUS DISPLAY OF DYSFUNC...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 21:49:00 GMT

Its been nearly a year.

Pandora just played Lebanese Blonde at me. Yay.
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:40:00 GMT

weddings are awesome

And so are the Mpls people I miss all the time. Though assholes of the same degree are easy to find. I was very very wrong about the new YYYs album.It is AMAZINGlike Matisyahu awesome
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 22:58:00 GMT

Being obsessed with the news is dangerous

As though I am not already close to forming an underground resistance movement, the news these last few weeks has got me even more scared of the American Government.
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 14:46:00 GMT