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The Gnome

I use bleu cheese dressing as a dipping sauce for my snacks.

About Me

Music and stories and oddity makes me smile. Also I draw stuff. Custom art. Comics. Whatever you want. Go here to see some of it: http://dddevil01.deviantart.com/. Feel free to be savage about what you don't like.

My Interests


Disorder Rating
Paranoid Disorder : High
Schizoid Disorder : Moderate
Schizotypal Disorder : High
Antisocial Disorder : Moderate
Borderline Disorder : Moderate
Histrionic Disorder : High
Narcissistic Disorder : High
Avoidant Disorder : Very High
Dependent Disorder : High
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : High

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone Who will give me money.

Music:


Get this video and more at MySpace.com Plus: The Dresden Dolls. Belle and Sebastian. Broken Social Scene. Wolf Parade. Neutral Milk Hotel. The Autumn Leaf. Agnostic Front. Gorilla Biscuits. The Books. Bright Eyes. Dismemberment Plan. Propaghandi. Slayer. The Weaker Thans. As I lay Dying. Hopesfall. The Misfits. Rancid. Jerry Garcia Band. Snot. Killswitch Engage. Shadows Fall. A Fire Inside. Poison the Well. Type O Negative. Rilo Kiley. Coheed and Cambria. Minor Threat. Fugazi. Elliot Smith. Edgar Myers. Deftones. Grade. Hatebreed. The Clash. Murderdolls. Stretch Armstrong. Serart. Henry Rollins. Glassjaw. Tchaikovsky. Yeah yeah yeahs. The Tossers. Flogging Molly. Mr. Bungle. Minus the Bear. Dimmu Borgir. Damien Rice. Rogue Wave. Fallout Boy. Frank Zappa. Bad Religion. Pedro the Lion. Opeth. Slipknot. At the Drive In. Mushroomhead. Miles Davis. Ray Charles. Thelonius Monk. Crosby Stills Nash and Young. Down. Pantera. The Grateful Dead. Franz Ferdinand. Elbow. Tom Waits. Soulfly. Jets to Brazil. Snapcase. Deadlights. Godspeed you black emperor. The Frames. The Distillers. Incubus. Nick Drake. Andrew Bird. Morphine. The White Stripes. Throwrag. Dashboard Confessional. Front Line Assembly. Devil Driver. Sigur Ros. Candiria. Black Flag. Mudvayne. Hot Club Sandwich. Bitter Tears. Botch. Coil. Beulah. The Wrens. Mogwai. Yes. The Black Keys. Bombshell Rocks. Desparicidos. The Dillinger Escape Plan. The Avalanches. NIrvana. Murder City Devils. Further Seems Forever. Iron and Wine. Nirvana. Primus. Tomahawk. Strapping Young Lad. Peter Green. Les Claypool anything. Revolting Cocks. The Shins. The Mars Volta. The Melvins. Clinic. Super Joint Ritual. Belle and Sebastian. The Queers. Atari Teenage Riot. Kayo Dot. Ministry. Pigface. A Perfect Circle. Death Cab for Cutie. The Postal Service. Tool. The Kinks. American Analog Set. And many, many more but my fingers are bleeding from typing so I'm gonna stop now.

Movies:

Lately I've been on a bogart kick. Humphrey Bogart and so on. The Big Sleep. The African Queen. The Maltese Falcon. Casablanca. But the last good contemporary movie I saw was this movie Brick with Joseph Gordon Levitt.

Television:

Joss Whedon properties and Due South (neither of which are on the tv no mores). And that show with Dennis Leary about the firefighters, I think it's called Save Me. That shows great.

Books:

Right now I'm reading Catch 22 and it's going to take the next 5 years to get through because I read at the same pace of a stoned snail squirming across the concrete. It's slow and my attention wanders alot.

Heroes:

Alexander the Great. Peewee Herman. Robert Carlyle. The guy who wrote Catch 22. Lalania Godwin, James Logan Howlett. Matt Murdock. Jesse Custer. Proinsias Cassiday. The saint of killers. Spider Jerusalem. Phillip Marlowe. Riddick. Hannibal Lector. Jesus Christ. Maynard James Keenan. Mahatma Ghandi. Greg Christensen. Keith Christensen. Jo Christensen. The one eye'd bastard that used to stalk the streets of Savannah. Eric Powell. John Buscema. Darwin Cooke. Jack Kirby. Jack Cole. Alan Moore. Chuck Pahlaniuk. Kurt Vonnegut. Frank Miller. Hubert Selby. Blake Hauschild. Brock Bussey. John Garretson. Gabe Bernal. Rob Finley. Matt Wells. Amber Castanier. Brad Bird. Jeannie Briggs. Kameryn Rinkenberger. Sam Raimie. Guillermo Del Toro. Mike Mignola. Peter Jackson. David Fincher. Kubrick. Bryan Singer. Nick Nolte. Kyle Kershner, that silly bastard. Casey Hull. Tracey Nimmer. Michelle Spicer. J.R.R. Tolkein. John Romita Jr. Mark Huntley. Brent Jones. Grant Morrison. Garth Ennis. Warren Ellis. Kevin O'neil. Will Eisner. John Mcrea. Bruce Timm. Dave Gibbons. Joe Kubert and sons. Mark Millar. Brian Michael Bendis. Dan Green. Alex Maleev. Pete Loeffler. P. Craig Russel. Ernest Hemingway. Paul Neary. A lot of other people, I've yet to meet, and forgotten to name.

My Blog

so

My hairline is receding. I've been fighting it, but there it is. So I had my head shaved short so I can't run from it anymore. It's time to come out of the closet. I've been going into work an hour ea...
Posted by The Gnome on Wed, 16 May 2007 02:31:00 PST

What would earth really be like if all animals were freed from their cages?

Ok. I realize half of that last post turned into a weird rant about how animals were going to take over the earth (like 12 monkeys. great movie.) but basically what I was getting at is that if we rele...
Posted by The Gnome on Sun, 06 May 2007 11:54:00 PST

Vegan? Thinkin' about it.

Ok, so my girlfriend is a vegetarian. She'll eat dairy products, but no animal meat.  Her sister and her brother in law are strait up vegan. Now, I admire there ethical arguments for this lifesty...
Posted by The Gnome on Sat, 05 May 2007 09:02:00 PST

Cindy Center

Ok, so I just listened to my interview with Cindy Center dot com. And at the end of the interview, the guy, Chris, asks me what the Devil in my myspace URL means. I've been using Devil in my titles fo...
Posted by The Gnome on Wed, 02 May 2007 05:40:00 PST

Josh Cockream

Is a hard man to get a hold of. In fact, he might have been a dream I had once. I'm not sure he's real at all.
Posted by The Gnome on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 03:14:00 PST

Hmp

Ok, so lately I haven't been writing to much. I dont' know why. There just always seems to be something more important to do. Today Katy and I went out to gebhard woods for a picnic. Minus the heat, ...
Posted by The Gnome on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 09:18:00 PST

UIC

I'm going to UIC. I"ve been accepted. I've enrolled. It's on. Now I just need to take out some huge loans to pay for the whole mess and we'll be good to go. Katy might stay in Morris and go to St. Fr...
Posted by The Gnome on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 05:45:00 PST

Look at this

What do you all think of this work right here? I think I'm getting cleaner and cartoonier with every page. I don't know if that's good or bad but there you go. Actually, I kind of like the direction m...
Posted by The Gnome on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:53:00 PST

Barack Obama

I love cartoons and booze. So, I went to an apostolic service today. Not much difference with a Catholic one. I mean, lots of rhetoric. You know what I'm saying? As of now, I'm voting for Barack Oba...
Posted by The Gnome on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 07:53:00 PST

Fuck. Brock, John and Blake win. But so do I. Bastards. Take that.

Ok, so that didn't work. I've remove it now but I  was trying to print an entire page from the batman begins website about how they tried to make the suit black but they could only ad so much pig...
Posted by The Gnome on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 04:38:00 PST