UR Future Stepdad

Golf, ball hygiene, collecting chew tin lids, digging for the sake of digging, redundant television coverage of celebrity assclowns by celebrity assclowns.
About Me
Name Clark Ulysses Chapman
Nickname CC
Birthday Dec 16
Age 28
Height 5'11
Hair Color brown
Eye Color brown
Have You Ever
Fallen for your bestfriend I do not suffer from vertigo
Kissed someone who was just your friend your mom
Been rejected I was kicked out of Tour School in '02
Been in love your mom
Used someone definitely
Cheated on someone Clark plays by the rules
Been cheated on Clark finishes last
Done something you regret Clark has no regrets
Do you ...
Color your hair that's geh
Have tattos they're geh too
If so how many
Have any peircings " " "
If so how many
Have a bf/gf never
Like thunderstorms as long as it doesn't happen before the turn
Ever get off the damn computer when mom calls for dinner or when I'm out on the course
Have you/Do you have...
Considered a life of crime I am a criminal
Considered being a hooker Depends on your definition of "being."
Coneidered being a pimp I prefer the term "Mister"
Split personalities odds are good
Obsessions golf
Panic when I can't control my chip shots
Anxiety downhill lies hitting out of the rough
Depression/Considered suicid that time I four-putted the 16th at Kimball
Right now..
Current clothes kncikers, wingtips, golf shirt
Current mood obtuse
Current hair slick
Current music Mozart remixed with Bach. It's sort of a moch piece, really.
Current annoyance my 5 iron
Current perfume/cologne shoe polish
Current thing you should be doing practicing my short game
Current crush Katharine McPhee
Favorite
Drink Gin
Color Green
Candy Nose
Tv Show A Team
Movie Leonard Part 6
Place Goosetown C.C.
Person to talk to My lifestyle coach
Do your perfer..
McDonalds or Burger King I would rather root through a chinese restaurant's trash bin
Marry the Perfect Lover or the perfect friend Women just won't marry some men
Root Beer or Dr Pepper root beer
Sunshine or Rain sunshine
Spring or Fall spring
Winter or Summer summer
Vanilla or Chocolate vanilla
Snowboarding or Sking curling
Lights on or Off what does that mean?
Are you...
Understanding huh?
Open Minded shut up
Bad Tempered I swear to god I'm gonna...
Happy Elated
Attractive your mom
Bored Easily not usually
Sad whenever I three putt, or worse
Unique one of a kind
What do you like in a Girl/ Boy She would have to know how to execute a nice knockdown shot
Eyes 20/20
Hair color flaxen
Long or short hair long
Hieght do you mean height?
Body Type anorexic
Personality anti-social
Random
How would you describe yourself obnoxiously charming
Do you have any Pets? I have a show turtle named "oscar," but I've never actually shown him.
Have any siblings? Brothers Clarence Jr. and Clive
What do you want to be when you grow up? your stepdad
Do you wanna get married and have kids? I want a woman with baggage
What is your best physical Trait? it's all in the hips
What is the best thing about your personality? I'm nothing like you
What words do you overuse fuck, down, stick, roll, FORE
Whats the most annoying thing about you I relate everything to golf
End this survey with a quote I prefer natural grass, but I guess I've never smoked turf, though.

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