Born Florida Native, had my tropical roots yanked out of the ground and transplanted in Murphy, NC. Am looking forward to uprooting once again and sinking my claws into somewhere tropical. Have traveled a good deal, but not as extensively as I wish to. Am prior military (Army) and have hopes of doing that once more in the near future. I'm a lifetime member of the ATF (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms) Club, started in the beautiful mountains of Hayesville, NC one sunny, summer day at a home governed by a female Roo. I cherish and hold tight to the few things that mean the world to me, which are, my close friends and my firearms. I am artistic by nature and love to work in just about any medium you place in front of me, although, I have my favorites. I steer away from musical instruments with the exception of the drums and prefer watching others exude their talents on them or listening to nearly everything I get my hands (ears) on. Have a wide range of interests (and moods to go with them) and from what I hear, am a hopeless romantic, and I do mean hopeless. And obviously too nice for my own good. I have just recently gotten back from living in North Myrtle Beach, SC and had to leave abruptly to come back to the mountains, but I so regret having to leave for I left a lot of beautiful friends behind and so long to get back down there to continue the friendships that I have just started. Enough for now...more later as things develop...
Name: James Carl Fischer
Birthdate: 20 October 1971
Birthplace: Tampa, Florida
Current Location: Black Hole of Murphy, N. Carolina
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Depends on my urges. It's Blonde and brown right now.
Height: 5" 8"
Weight: 142
Piercings: 11
Tatoos: 13
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Involuntarily Single
Overused Phraze: Dude
FAVORITES
Food: Seafood
Candy: None for me, thanks!
Number: 6 and 9 (Lucky Birth Numbers)
Color: Purple
Animal: Shark
Drink: Mountain Dew (after a shot of Jager)
Alcohol Drink: Jack, Jim, Jager, Crown, SoCo, Chopin Vodka
Bagel: No thank you.
Letter: Y
Body Part on Opposite sex: Jaw Line, Nape of the Neck, The line where the Thigh connects with the lower Torso.
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds, even though they put fish in the McNuggets
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberrys..Many more uses than Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Depends on the mood and disposition
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla all the way...but popsicles are much better
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate...never developed the taste for Coffee, but love the smell of it brewing.
Kiss or Hug: Kiss...nothing like shivers down the spine to brighten your day.
Dog or Cat: Cat..Little People with fur....such personalities.
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Summer..I am definitely a Tropical Child...
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: Love...the ultimate aphrodisiac!!!
YOUR...
Bedtime: What the hell is that?
Most Missed Memory: The feeling of total Happiness
Best phyiscal feature: It would have to be: Eyes, since stamina isn't a feature..
First Thought Waking Up: What the fuck is going to happen today?
Goal for this year: To get back down to Myrtle Beach and go back to work at Ron Jons Surf Shop and be with my friends down there.
Best Friends: I have a few scattered across the country and locally, but if I start on names, I will miss someone's and feel like an ass.
Weakness: Females: everything about this gender intrigues me., Alcohol and Firearms and no belief in myself as an Artist or Human Being!
Fears: Ending this life either Homless or in the cold arms of Lonliness and pass without no one knowing or caring about it.
Heritage: German/Cherokee Indian!!! Hell yeah!, Warm Beer and Fire Water
Longest relationship: 6 years with 2 breaks within that time.
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank:
Ever Smoked: One of my loving vices...
Pot: Who are you, the FBI?
Ever been Drunk: Which Time?
Ever been beaten up: Not that I recall, but I may have been beaten so hard I suffered temporary Amnesia and forgot.
Ever beaten someone up: Which time?
Ever Shoplifted: Who are you, the FBI?
Ever Skinny Dipped: Only when warm. Cold water promotes Turtle Syndrome.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Which time?
Been Dumped Lately: Not Lately, but it is becoming a habit with me for some reason!?!
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Doesn't Matter as long as it sparkles.
Favorite Hair Color: One Color or George Clinton Palette, doesn't matter to me.
Short or Long: Long preferably, but it doesn't matter in the long run.
Height: as long as she doesn't tower over me (unless she doesn't mind the difference)
Style: Themselves
Looks or Personality: Personality!!! (Looks are part of the equation, but who wants a Beautifully Shitty person to be with?)
Hot or Cute Natural
Drugs and Alcohol: Either Or...Doesn't matter, as long as, it doesn't rule their lives.
Muscular or Really Skinny: Proportionate for their height.
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Not enough attempts at having regrets.
What country do you want to Visit: Scotland, Ireland, Germany and Australia
How do you want to Die: Unknowingly
Been to the Mall Lately: Yeah...Colonial Mall in Myrtle Beach, SC.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Absolutely Love Them
Get along with your Parents: For the most part, but have never really seen eye to eye with their version of me as opposed to who I am.
Health Freak: Only when I am forced or ordered to be.
Do you think your Attractive: I seem to scare small children, but that doesn't make me unattractive to the opposite sex I guess.
Believe in Yourself: Not everyday and not as much as I should from what I hear.
Want to go to College: Been there and want to go back to finish my BA.
Do you Smoke: Getting Ready to change my middle name to Marlboro Light
Do you Drink: Drinking right now while I am typing this (Jager)
Shower Daily: Yes, I am fresh and clean and smell of my cologne of choice for the day.
Been in Love: So much so, that I don't own my own heart anymore.
Do you Sing: Off Key and in the car with the volume very loud so I can't hear myself fuck the song up.
Want to get Married: Yes, but I seem to keep scaring off the object of my desire at the time that comes around to being an issue.
Do you want Children: Yes, but I am afraid they will turn out like me or worse.
Have your future kids names planned out: Nope
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Oops! I hope I don't loose points for having lost it at a very early age!?!
Hate anyone: Hate is a harsh word for it, but I truly dislike all the people I am afraid of becoming if my life doesn't straighten out soon.
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Random Questions
Whats Under your Bed? Shoes and the last remnants of Jimmy Hoffa
Whats your middle name? Carl (Americanized form of the German, Karl)
Whats your name Backwords? Hsif
Who is your Bestfriend? Forrest and Chrystal, Jo, Mandy, Hunnie and everyone else I didn't name here.
Do you have any pets? Community Pets...6 Cats and 1 Dog
Who do you live with? All of my other personalities
What are you Wearing? Birthday Suit with boxers for decoration
What color eyes and hair do you Have? Blue eyes and Blonde and brown hair.
What shoe size do you ware? 9 and a half
Whats your Worst Fear? Dying unnoticed..Flotsam and Jetsom of the deceased realm.
How do you want to die? As vividly as possible
Favorites
Food All Seafood
Restaurant. All time favorite? Nicks Fish Market, Oahu, Hawaii
Ice cream Flavor Cookie Dough or Mint Chocolate
Place Forever the Beach
Middle School teacher Mr. Bolton (7th Grade)
School Subject Science or Art
Game Spin the Bottle
Show Family Guy
Movie Natural Born Killers
Dessert Cheesecake
Color Purple
Animal Shark
Which one?
Sandwich or Chicken? Chicken (Chicken Florentine to be exact)
Fruit or Vege's? Both
Movie or Show? Movie in a mellow mood, Show (live) when hyper
Sand or Snow? Sand..Oh so glorious sand
Water or Fire? Can't have one without the other..Love both
Dog or Cat? Cats...hands down
Boy or Girl? Girl
Long Hair or Short Hair? Long
Black or White? Black
Juice or Soda? Soda..Mountain Dew is my weakness
When You Grow Up
What Kind of car will you have? A custom built Import or a BMW
What will your your Boy/Girl Friend Look Like? The Person that I love
What will your House look like? Eccletic and odd, like me
What will you look like? A Human Being
Personal Questions
Have you ever had a F on a report card? More than one
Do you speak any other language? Nope, but am working on that
Do you like your parents? Yeap
Do you like the way you look? I change it a lot, so I must not like my current look or just like change.
Are you in love? Stay in that state.
Does Someone Love you? Probably not...must think I am the stalker type.
Are you a Goodie, or a Trouble maker? Trouble maker, although it's low key
Do you Smoke or Drink? Have always done both, they seem to go hand in hand
Who was the last person you Kissed? Friend or Intimate? Friend was Chrystal: Intimate was Jo
Who was the last person you Hugged? Cyndi
What kind of Computer are you Using? The type that allows me to communicate with the world.
If you Had to Say one last thing before you Die what would it be? Fuck It...
What do you feel like right now? Melancholic
Do you think Jack and the others will ever get of the island? Nope
Did you get the previous Question? Nope, I just assumed that Jack Daniels visited Gilligans Island. If so, they would be too drunk to do anything.
Whats one Question you want to ask me? How much time do you have on your hands?
What are you doing?(Besides taking the Quiz) Drinking Jagermeister and having fun being a smartass.
Did you Like this Quiz? Sure, it was quite entertaining.
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