I'd like to meet:

Yvette, because she's infinitely cooler than your mailbox!
plus she attacks sunbathing women with her umbrella

AND MEL BECAUSE SHE IS MY GRANNY'S CRUCIFIX FO' LYFE.

Music:

Kings of Convenience, We Are Scientists, Belle and Sebastian, Get Him Eat Him, Metric, Spoon, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!, The Shins, Architecture in Helsinki, Minus the Bear, Broken Social Scene, Sufjan Stevens, Death Cab for Cutie, Deerhoof, The Decemberists, Arctic Monkeys, Franz Ferdinand, Bloodhound Gang, Sublime, Placebo, Incubus, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Deja Voodoo, System of a Down, Le Tigre, Draco and the Malfoys, Eskimo Joe, Ladytron, Tool, Brand New, Presidents of the USA, Nirvana, Silverchair, Nine Inch Nails, Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, R.E.M., Weezer, Jeff Buckley, Elliott Smith, Pendulum, The Beatles, David Bowie, Queen, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, The Clash, Johnny Cash, The Who, Rolling Stones, Jefferson Airplane, The Cure, The Beach Boys

Movies:

Queen of the Damned, Almost Famous, Back to the Future, Donnie Darko, The Labyrinth, Napoleon Dynamite, Anchorman, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Amelie, School of Rock, Mean Girls, Grease, Edward Scissorhands, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Star Wars, V for Vendetta, Harry Potter Movies, Garden State, Beetlejuice, Happenstance

Television:

Gilmore Girls, Grey's Anatomy, LOST, Heroes, Ugly Betty, Thomas the Tank Engine, Spongebob Squarepants, The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, Peep Show

Books:

Harry Potter Series, by J. K. Rowling
The Lovely Bones, by Alice Sebold
The Da Vinci Code, by Dan Brown
The Bell Jar, by Sylvia Plath
The Picture of Dorian Gray, by Oscar Wilde
To Kill A Mockingbird, by Harper Lee
Tuesdays with Morrie, by Mitch Albom
The Time Traveler's Wife, by Audrey Niffenegger

Heroes:

William Shakespeare.
Leonardo Da Vinci.
LAUREN.
Mr. Krabs.
Tolkien..