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I wanna be a hipster!

You have to admit, it's getting better.

About Me

"I went down to that river, I sat down on that bank, I tried to think but couldn't so I jumped in and sank...I came up once and hollered, I came up twice and cried. If that water hadn't uh been so cold I might'a sunk and died....Life is Fine, fine as wine, life is fine..."I recited this poem by Langston Hughes to my African American principal in high school. How awkward. MySpace MySpace Layouts

My Interests

Clouds. Hot Pink. Hot Pink Hearts. Unicorns. Horses. Horses Made Into Patterns. Safe Colorful Lightening Bolts. Love. Color. Lots Of Color. Alligators And Alliteration. Hugs. Kisses On My Cheek. Looking At The Trees. Telling Trees Thank You. Helping Humankind Smile. Smile. Smooth Surfaces. Really Cool Outfits. Holding A Hand. Finishing Things.

I'd like to meet:

Sigmund Freud.

Music:

Oh my god, there's so much pressure to be cool! What if people hate me because I like Celine Dion. Oh my god, I'm so nervous.

Movies:

Almovodar. Christopher Guest. Wes Anderson. Michel Gondry. Sophia Coppola. Most Mob films and cult classics. I like movies!!!

Television:

T.V. shmeevee. I do watch it, but i don't. I mean, I do. I mean, I don't. oh, tragedy.

Books:

Justin Blackburn is a Writer. He published a new book entitled ITS HARD TO GET THERE WHEN YOU ARE ALREADY THERE." He's published before, and there will be more, so check it all out for it will be amazing.P.S. Go to Amazon.com

Heroes:

Johnny Appleseed--he plants apple trees in the sky so we tiny people down here can see the colorful blooming and blazing sunrise. Thank you mister appleseed, thank you.

My Blog

Short Story: Dead White Duck

I used to go to this lake where the seasons turned into humans That walked dogs and cooked out. Near the lake, I saw a dead dogwood tree and sat next to it and mourned. I cut my hand as I touched th...
Posted by I wanna be a hipster! on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 04:06:00 PST

Short Story: Telegraph Machine

tel-e-gram: an important or perhaps trivial message sent by a telegraph; either way, communication is involved.   TO: The encyclopedias of 1962 read that the year started on a Monday, Fidel Ca...
Posted by I wanna be a hipster! on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 04:59:00 PST

Short Story: Hot Pink Rose

Johnny Cash said he was the man in black, and I told him and the rest of the world that I was the woman in hot pink, and he and the rest of the world looked at me like a fool and threw tomatoes at me ...
Posted by I wanna be a hipster! on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:06:00 PST