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About Me

Jared James Says...i like to laugh. i'm different from anyone you've ever met. i'm basically noctural. i turn red over the littlest complement. don't touch my hair. my regular drink is a stole razz and sprite. i'm usually running late(its called Jared Time). i heart NYC. if i can't do it right i won't do it at all. i love fruity martinis. chocolate chip cookies are my downfall. i like to rent movies and snuggle. i hate violence. i make out with more girls than boys. i love going to the movies. i'm a good listener. theres always a "medium brown bag" in my car. i have an ongoing love affair with honey mustard. i am shy when it comes to conversing with cute boys. i have a fear of heights and spiders. i hate my car. i was on a dating show in canada. i like organic peanut butter. i have a problem with authority. i like red pillows. i have no problem driving in the city. i wear boxer briefs. i love taking showers. i am one third of the fantabulous trio. i can't sing. i am a shopaholic. & i don't eat red meat.Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can make me laugh =)

Music:

Pop, Punk, Electronica, House, 80's, Techno

Movies:

50 First Dates, The Addams Family, Austin Powers, Back to the Future, Basic Instinct, Beetlejuice, The Birdcage, Chasing Amy, Closer, Cruel Intentions, Donnie Darko, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, Life as a House, Kill Bill, Mallrats, Mean Girls, The Ninth Gate, Orange County, Party Monster, The Princess Bride, Scream, Serial Mom, Shrek, Spaceballs, Star Wars, The Wedding Singer, Thomas Crown Affair, What Lies Beneath, Zoolander

Television:

Best Week Ever, Family Guy, Friends, Futurama, MADtv, Queer as Folk, Sex in the City, SNL, South Park, What Not To Wear, Weeds, Will & Grace

Books:

Eye of the Dragon, Disco Bloodbath, Macbeth, Through the Looking-Glass, Shadows of the Empire.

Heroes:

Scotty Kangaroojus

My Blog

Random Questions.

1. You have $10 and need to buy snacks at a gas station? Snapple Apple and Tostitos.2. If you had to be reincarnated as some sort of sea dwelling creature, what would you be? One of the surfer sea tur...
Posted by Jared James on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 05:14:00 PST

99 Questions

I couldn't sleep so I pulled this thing off a bulletin...1. What time is it? 12:54am2. Name: Jared James3. Nickname (if any): Loverface, Poodle, Manwhore.4. Single or taken?: Single.5. Zodiac Sig...
Posted by Jared James on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 01:52:00 PST