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Swirlmaster Higgins

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About Me

The Swirlmaster has been travelling the world in search of gold and power for a number of years now. During these travels he encountered Carl, a man of Solid Gold. The Swirlmaster captured Carl and held him for nearly twelve years. Unfortunately one day Carl escaped and the chase was on. The Swirlmaster is loathe to admit it, but Carl has outwitted him time and again through the years. What's more, as the decades pass by The Swirlmaster gets older but Carl stays ever youthful. It is infuriating to the Swirlmaster.
During these long years of travel the Swirlmaster has encountered many friends and foes. Among them MacDo..., Uber-Nana , Clara , Kelly, Slatvania, Koppernick and many more. However, the worst enemy of all is the Grey Hooded Boy! The Swirlmaster has fought him many times with few true victories. In addition to these rogues and scallywags the Swirlmaster has faced off against undead pirates, cursed knights, and even blind guardians.
The Swirlmaster has been known to undertake many a epic quest. Once he went in search of The Sword of Souls. Together with Clara and The Uber-Nana the Swirlmaster traveled across the globe in search of the blade. He has yet to discover it. On another venture he was transformed into a hideous demon creature for a time. When that terrible fiasco ended he was reduced to the form a small babe. He spent some time in the care of Uber-Nana before he was restored to adulthood. On another journey the Swirlmaster stumbled into the middle of The City of Doors. He doesn't even remember how he got out of that situation.
The Swirlmaster is currently working on several projects, most of which should be complete next year.

My Blog

The Swirlmaster joins The Horde

Swirlmaster Higgins has returned to The World of Warcraft as a changed man. He no longer serves the foolish Alliance. The Swirlmaster has thrown in with The Mighty Thrall and his Horde. The Swirlmaste...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 22:30:00 GMT

For the Alliance?

The Swirlmaster has defeated gnolls, kobolds, bandits, and murlocks. It is almost as exciting as his real life but without all the pirates and scantly clad ninjas*. Though The Swirlmaster is enjoying ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:16:00 GMT

World of Warcraft

The Swirlmaster has recently lost his soul to the internet devil known as World of Warcraft. He has only been playing for a few hours and his character is a meager 10th level. However, should anyone w...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 05:32:00 GMT

Political Statement

Rarely does the Swirlmaster tackle serious issues. However, he can no longer stay silent when it comes to Bratz dolls. It was bad enough that the dolls depicted little teenage whores. Then they went a...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:20:00 GMT

Chibi Swirlmaster Higgins = Swiggins

After an eternity of suffering The Swirlmaster was finally able to play Maple Story this afternoon. Enclosed is a photograph of Swirlmaster Higgin's adorable little Chibi, Swiggins.Today he reached 16...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 00:30:00 GMT

Chibi-Swirl

The Swirlmaster has started playing Maple Story. If you wish to play with his greatness you can find him on the world of Windia, likely playing on the 7th channel. His name is Swiggins because the fas...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 08:47:00 GMT

livejournal vol. 13

Mar. 2nd, 2006 11:44 pm Pit I finally broke free of the accursed prison cell. I was in that dungeon for what seemed like an eternity. I really grew to love that wacky Candice Bergen. She has such spun...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 04:23:00 GMT

livejournal vol. 12

Feb. 24th, 2006 06:57 am Coward That puny coward Darth Republican has yet to accept my challenge. He fears me! When I get out of here he will know the meaning of pain.
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 04:22:00 GMT

livejournal vol. 11

Feb. 24th, 2006 06:43 am Still here... I don't know how many days I have been sitting in this cell. The masculine guard has been replaced with a foppish, woman of a man with ghastly, ginger hair. He r...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 04:21:00 GMT

livejournal vol. 9

Feb. 18th, 2006 03:08 pm I sit in the dungeon of some lord's castle. Carl tricked me. Now I have no toilet seat and I am forced to watch SG1. Damn that Carl...Current Mood: crushed
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 04:20:00 GMT