Surrealism, Awaiting Dick Cheney's next coronary, Artificial Soy Products made of Beef and Pork (my new business venture, called "Faux Soy" -- "Oh Boy, it's Faux Soy!!@"
Enron Hubbard, chairman of Die-a-Nuttics. And Tom KooKooRooz, his disciple.
Dean Martin, The Pogues, Sippie Wallace, Mahler, Willie Dixon; Ravi Shankar. Black Stripes, Sandler & Young, Bat Poone. Bob Hopeless, a new punk rock singer.
The Mack, Shaft, Super Fly, La Dolce Vita, Simon of the Desert.
Test patterns. Ron Popeil Infomercials; Curb Your Enthusiasm. LinkTV (DONATE!);
Anything by O.J. Simpson or Dostoievski. Oh yes, and Jewel's poetry: she is a prettier Paul Verlaine, and a better shot.
Mortadella with swiss; Meatballs with provolone; Kosher ham and Halal Brisket. Oh, and Shecky Greene.