little andy |
i wrote about my deceased feline, so i thought i should write about my deceased friend too. it's only fair. perhaps andy and julie are both flopping around up there somewhere, having all sorts of zomb...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 22:30:00 GMT |
i do not enjoy tucker max. |
1. he is not a writer. he provides entertainment for drunken frat boys who have somehow figured out how to read.2. also, he is a drunken frat boy.3. also, i am drunk.4. so, about your blowjob follies....
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 02:23:00 GMT |
LOOKIT DIS! |
josh has a swell new blog that i contribute to when i'm feeling spicy. shit's updated like 465246372 times a day, so check it:eyesforindie
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:44:00 GMT |
in memory of our fallen feline. |
I penned these rhymes to remember That fateful day in September We lost a friend, she was taken cruelly But we'll never forget our Julie Let's celebrate her time alive With a tale that begins on ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 11:17:00 GMT |
keystone takes a swing, fails miserably. |
so when i found out that my brother's e-mail address contained the phrase "dark chaos wizard", i thought it would be the best thing i heard all day (sorry matt). not so!below, please find a link to o...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 14:42:00 GMT |
garden vs. keystone |
Note: Most of the following was penned upon waking up one morning, still slightly drunk, and full of an inexplicable rage. This has absolutely nothing to do with any of my friends. God knows you all l...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 21:51:00 GMT |
an ode to my favorite grammatically incorrect bar. |
Thank you, Your WelcomeThere's a hole in the wall where we like to goIt doesn't look like a bar, so you would never knowA cozy little catastrophe, a veritable den of sinOf course the place I'm talking...
Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 13:15:00 GMT |
you will not enjoy this. |
1.) What side of the heart do you draw first? i'd begin with the left ventricle and then draw the atrium. unfortunately, i'm a shitty medical scholar and an even shittier artist. 2.) Can you swim wit...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 08:55:00 GMT |
DID YOU DO THAT ON PORPOISE? |
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Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 17:24:00 GMT |
