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It never gets easier, you just go faster
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“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving”. - Einstein
"Here's to a long life and a merry one; A quick death and an easy one; A pretty girl and a true one; A cold beer, and another one" - Lewis Henry"
'Faster and Faster until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death!'
better to have biked and crashed, than never biked at all
W C Fields, "We were crossing the Andes and we lost our wine opener. We had to survive on food and water for days."
"the brave may not live forever, but the cautious never live at all"
“We do not stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing!” - Benjamin Franklin
A boy is Truth with dirt on its face, Beauty with a cut on its finger, Wisdom with bubble gum in its hair, and the Hope of the future with a frog in its pocket - Shannon Light
Hiking is just walking where its okay to pee... Sometimes old people go hiking by accident. -Demetri Martin-
We take these risks not in an attempt to escape from life but to keep life from escaping us
Going to school for engineering. I don't take things too seriously. I love joking around, having a good time, and living life. I love meeting new people, travelling new places, trying new things. I am afraid of the things that feel the same. I am afraid of getting stuck in a place that's the same forever just because it's easy. If it's easy, I usually don't like it.I love kids, skateboarding, snowboarding, reading, writing, mathmatics, intellectually challenging tasks. I love off roading, mountain biking, working on my cars.Outdoors. Camping, canoeing. All of the above. Dancing, concerts, and beer. Really dark, dark, beer. (Terminator Stout, from Oregon!!!) Did i mention beer?
"I Love the Unknown" - Eef Barzelay - Rocket Science S

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jackelopes. Anti-Goats. Army-Moats. Rhyming Floats. and real people

My Blog

Us and Them

copied from http://www.rockclimbergirl.com/2009/01/us-and-them-living-li fe.htmlread it all. It's AWESOME! & True. So - here's a handy little checklist to see where you fall on the "us" and "them" sca...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 13:53:00 GMT

The Day After Hell always seems better

Invited to a bike ride this Sunday. Supposed to be a 26 mile Downhill Ride. Along the BEAUTIFUL McKenzie River. At the trailhead my riding partner says "Let's go UP, than down!" Turn around when we ge...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:33:00 GMT

Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

the best, monumental, most memorable day of your life is never at the beach "The best moments in our lives, are not the passive, receptive, relaxing times - although such experiences can also be enjoy...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:03:00 GMT

Racing Who?

So, this is a link to somone ELSES blog. Although this is HOW I felt after my first race. It was hilarius reading this fellows blog. If you enjoy cycling, read this guys blog.http://forums.mtbr.com/bl...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 23:49:00 GMT

The Day My Face Punched The Earth (bike ride report) 10/29/2007

Man. I ATE it today. Maxed out my speed today at above 30 mph. It was awesome! Lots of UPHILL climbing. Lot's of downhill fast sections. Scenic views on the willamatte 20 minutes from my house! ONE i...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 14:15:00 GMT

Saving the World, One laugh at a time.

HAHA! I love dilbert. Soo true isn't it? And read my peom too. Comment on my poem. It wouldn't be so funny if it wasn't so true.
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:17:00 GMT

Falling in Love All Over again

To scream, shattering the silence that is the outdoors,a narrow path that winds through the woods,wandering like a visible vein, in some places it splits, in some places it climbs, wandering in a seem...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 14:53:00 GMT

If any of you feel like this, I can Understand

Sometimes I get the feeling people are thinking this when I am around them.I'm sorry. I just thought it described most of my relationships with almost everyone.
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:28:00 GMT

Interestingly True definition of MEEEEEE! HAHAHAHHA

caleb --[noun]: A person of questionable sanity who starts their own cult'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 22:09:00 GMT

Car Shopping

There is nothing more frustrating than shopping for a new car.And, also, what is with the freakin' quiz's that are advertised on Myspace? I mean, if you have to take a quiz to find out that you're a q...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 11:32:00 GMT