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Ted

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I like the ladies, I like to cuddle. I'm an aquatic mammal, I likes ta' eat kelp, I'm a ghost faced killa', I loves all mah seasons of Buffy (Angles rulz, Spike lick mah dick). I gots type two diabetes, a prefer mittens to gloves, I please mah ladies and thats all ya need ta know!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ron Jeremy my idol Jenna Jamison my wet dream George Clooney the man! Sarah Michelle Geller the finest hunny around

My Blog

CHILDREN OF MEN

So it's been quite some time since I dropped some movie review knowledge on yo motha fuckas. I had the liberty of seeing Children of Men starring that super sexy, Clive Owen (he played that guy from I...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 08:34:00 GMT

It feels like all I do is go to the god damn movies.

Lucky Number Slevin is a movie about a rather good looking gentleman, who is in the wrong place at the wrong time. I liked the twist ending (which was sick by the way) and the sex scene with the small...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 15:53:00 GMT

Another movie review from an otter.

So last night I saw Inside Man starring Denzel Washington and Denzel Washington. It's about a detective played by Denzel Washington who has to try and save hostages from a bank robbery. Luckily, Denze...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 17:30:00 GMT

I'm not a movie critic, but I played an otter IN a movie.

So last night I saw V For Vendetta. I give it two very fury paws up. My favorite part was in the begining when Evey (Natalie Portman) was getting dressed for a hot date an you got to see her super swe...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 07:55:00 GMT

First things first...

Today I woke up at 3 in the afternoon, drank a 40 with that bitch from the otha night, got my sex on with her, got dressed in my usual staight-up-gangsta attire and went to work at da studio (by the w...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 12:29:00 GMT