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About Me

I enjoy getting kicked out of casinos for bringing in liquor, passing out on courtesy couches, puking profusely into the change cups, and abusing the all you can eat buffet. Right now I'm in my first year of med school, but that does not mean I can write prescriptions for you. So don't ask. I have a scar on the back of my head from a "wrestling incident" with one of my kitchen cupboards, and I have been known to hit my friends over the head with beer bottles. But I swear that last part was an accident.
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My Interests

Music:

I will listen to any kind of music, I can't function without my IPod.

Movies:

Stripes, The Big Lebowski, Animal House, "Log Jammin," Beverly Hills Ninja, Fletch, Can't Hardly Wait, Snatch. My entire list of "Selected Movies" is too long to print and requires a release letter from the Motion Picture Society of America. Who wants to go through that?

Television:

If by TV you mean beer, then yes I watch a lot of TV.

Books:

Mostly highly intellectual and advanced books that you wouldn't understand. These include The Chronicles of Narnia, anything by J.K. Rowling, The Wump World, The Phantom Tollbooth, The Westing Game, and various penguin coloring books.

Heroes:

The late Kirby Puckett, Gardy, Jeffrey Lebowski, Jayson Vittori, Nacho, and my girl, Erin.