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I'm just your twisted, perverted white guy. It ought to be a good mix. I live in Orlando. I have a penis. I hate underwear b/c they crowd my boys. My hobbies include, drinking, comedy, singing, brewing beer, women, kickboxing, and getting into shit. I've lived in Orlando most of my life. I also enjoy the finer things in life like; frequenting many houses of ill repute, bars, fast cars, slow women, midget wrestling, kickboxing in my front yard, urinating in my neighbors yard and the occassional beer or 12. I am also starting a help group for families who have lost a loved one in hit and run accidents. I lost my little sister July 29, 2006 to a man with no heart, no conscience, or love for humans period. We will always grieve for Heather, but in our pain we will help others heal.


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Name: Bridges
Birthdate: 02/16/82
Birthplace: Winter Park, FL
Current Location: Winter Park
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: green
Righty or Lefty: both
Innie or Outtie: innie
Your fears: none
What shoes did you wear today: Steve Maddens
Your most Overused phrase on aol: go fuck yourself
Your 1st thoughts waking up: shit!!!
Your best physical feature: my weiner
Your Bedtime: around 3 or 4 in the morning
Your most missed memory: i really can't remember
Pepsi Or Coke: coke definately coke=)
McDonald's or Buger King: neither
Single or group dates: single
Adidas or Nike: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or coffee: coffee
Do you smoke: yes
curse: often..every sentence if need be
Take a shower everyday: three a day
Have a crush (es) yes
Have you ever been in love: yes
want to go to college: been there
Like highschool: can't remember
Want to get married: someday
Get motion sickness: nope
Think you're a health freak: nah
Get along with your parents: sometimes
Like thunderstorms: hell yeah
Play an intrument: guitar, piano, violin, banjo, drums, sitar
In the past month have you gone to the mall: no
Eaten sushi: yes
Been on stage: yes
Been dumped: yes
Gone Skating: yes
Made homemade cookies: i've eaten them
Dyed your hair: yes
Stolen Anything: yes
Flashed anyone: with my best feature (refer to best feature)
Have you ever been on a plane: yep
Missed school cause it was raining: no
Told a guy/gal that you liked them: yes
Cried during a movie: no
Ever thought an animated character was hot: Jessica Rabbit
Had an imaginary friend: still do
Cut your hair: the only way i do it
Had a crush on a teacher: fuck no
Been caught "doing something": been caught doing more than something
Been called a tease: yes
Gotten Beaten up: not a man on this earth can kick my ass
Been in a fight: yes
Shoplifted: no
Age you hope to be married: 30
Number of children: none right now... that i know of
Dream Wedding: Cheesy Vegas wedding chapel
How do you want to die: naked
What do you want to be when you grow up: i am already what i want to be
What country would you like to visit: been to all i've wanted to go
# of drugs youve taken: all of them
people you can trust: i trust no one
CDs you own: 14786
piercings: 4
scars: 6
things you regret: none
Favorite Shampoo: herbal essences
Color: yellow
Day/Night: night
Summer/Winter: summer
Lace or Satin: satin
Cartoon Character: Bababooey
Movie: Scarface
Sport: kickboxing
Do you believe in yourself: yes
Your friends: yes
Destiny/Fate: nah
Angels: no
Ghosts: no
God: no
Which of your friends acts most like you: Big Paullie
Are you close with any family member: not really
Whats the best feeling in the world: waking up know that what i do can have a possitive influence on somebody
Worst feeling: being caught jerking off by your ex's mom
What are you wearing right now: a sock
Drinking: Jack and water
Listening to: Howard Stern
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celebrity endorsements that blow my mind

Ok I'm gonna make this quick. Izzy osbourne is a spokes person for world of warcraft. This is about as believable as Paris Hilton being a born again Christian. How do you get a guy who can't even turn...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 11:56:00 GMT

Two Years...

And it's still hard. Heather i miss you. You were stolen way from us by a coward and a criminal. My new demon is rage. Heartache and dispair have joined as well. I wish someone would just find Javier ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 08:51:00 GMT

late night

Barack obama blows goats
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:01:00 GMT

Long time no blog...

Ok. So it’s been a while since i have blogged on this piece. Ok, a few of you are pissing me the fuck off. You call ad fuckin nasauseum. I WORK. I DON’T SIT AT HOME A JERK MY DICK ALL DAY....
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 06:06:00 GMT

Just Thinking...

I know your hiding places and I know your every move cuz' girl, I've been lonely too. And I seen a million faces been to a million places. But, girl, there ain't no one quite like you. And I'm gone th...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 05:30:00 GMT

Grow the fuck up...

It has come to my attention that some people have gotten sand in their vagina's and are becoming whiney little bitches. Get over it. I'm taking an active stand against whine ass cry baby pussy cocksuc...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 06:32:00 GMT

Welcome

Ok, so it's a been a minute or two since i have really sat down and done this blog thing. My only excuse is that i've been really fuckin busy. I woke up this morning determined to do something cr...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 06:47:00 GMT

Down With The Sickness....

Last time i checked, i was an American citizen. Same thing with my parents. As you guys might know, my step father is very ill. He has lymphoma. The doctors gave him a regimen of treatment that i...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 09:37:00 GMT

The Shawskank Redemption

So, I see that Paris Hilton has found God. What next? Kobe Bryant gonna stop raping women? Or is O.J. gonna finally admit he killed Nicole and Ron? Is Michael Jackson finally going to admit he's a "pa...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 06:57:00 GMT

Fuckin motherfuck

Pissed. I hate being the way i am. Too nice, too giving, too trusting. Fuck you. Thanks for the chance, ahhhhhhh. I'm getting the hell out of this state. I have too. I hate it here. So many things are...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:07:00 GMT