M i k e .

There are no shortcuts
to any place worth going to.
A year from now you may wish you had started today.

Hey! So, I guess if you're readin this then ya wanna know a little bit about me, eh?
Ok...so, here it goes:
So, I'm a free-spirited, spontaneous, typical Aquarius guy.
In love with action and adventure, don't wear no dentures,
I like my little lessons and my really good times.
I'm focused and ambitious, not all that delicious, used to write for a mag, still brewing beer that doesn't sag.
So, I do all that pretty well...but I dont wanna brag!
I value all my time (do you care if this all rhymes?), reading, camping, hiking, romancing,
road-tripping, tipping, NO double-dipping,
and on a bottle of wine ya know I'll be sipping!
So, yadda yadda yadda, I guess its 'bout time...to end this 'About Me' and these stupid-ass rhymes.
But, if ya gotta know, I hate to flake and love to show.
So, thank you for your time, I'm no longer bored and gotta go!
*Applause*
Thank you! Thank you!