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Blood, Sugar, Sex, ROBBIE.

It all began with two guys named Tom, a blender and a peach.

About Me

I run a lot, and it hurts my body, but I'm in too deep now... School is cool. Whatever, it makes me think I'm a little smart; I'm there to socialize... To make a reference to a great history teacher, cross country is a '1' on the list and track is a '10' "Me no likey track!" I mean, damn, you run in circles. Basketball, football, baseball come in a close 2nd, and curling is f-ing sweet... Ohio State is sweet. Go them in everything... Michigan sucks (purely factual)... and, I'm dead sexy!... and a liar.

My Interests

Parasailing (the one time I did it), Running (ouch), any Athletics, watching March Madness, Buckeyes (academics, athletics... they're just straight better than you!), there's more things out there that I'm not gonna write an essay about.

I'd like to meet:

The greats: Larry Bird... Archie Griffin... Cassius Clay... Doug Flutie (to see if he could throw that ball like 60 yards again)... and Maurice Clarett, solely to kick him swiftly in the balls... also, I'd like to spend a day w/ Blink182, they're some cool folks.Ummm, here's a survey:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Roberto
Birthday: Oct19
Birthplace: Boston.. yeah, I'm a chowderhead.
Current Location: O-H...I-O!
Eye Color: green?
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty tighty
Your Heritage: CZECH me out!
The Shoes You Wore Today: a pair of Reeboks from 2001
Your Weakness: my arms are sticks
Your Fears: dying's pretty not cool
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni everywhere... or spinach and onion from this place in y'town
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to not suck @ track too much
Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol... its worse than umm in actual conversation
Thoughts First Waking Up: Booooo
Your Best Physical Feature: I'm gonna hafta say the whole body... or my luscious lips?
Your Bedtime: whenever the eyes shut
Your Most Missed Memory: In Boston, the Atlantic Ocean was cool... now I hafta go to Sippo Lake :-(
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi! Pepsi!
McDonalds or Burger King: Mickey D's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: let's go Lipton, that's the name of my street
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: only the finest weed... and no.
Do you Swear: No, that's naughty. Ohh sugar!
Do you Sing: in the shower! mmm naked, wet, singing robbie...
Do you Shower Daily: Weekends considered daily?...
Have you Been in Love: Bite my nose and find out :-)
Do you want to go to College: O-H!
Do you want to get Married: yep, and produce many-a-child
Do you believe in yourself: heck yeah, I'm awesome.
Do you get Motion Sickness: nooo
Do you think you are Attractive: gorgeous is the word, actually
Are you a Health Freak: no, i dropped a sandwich on the floor last night and ate all of it
Do you get along with your Parents: 1/2 of 'em
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah... i usually go outside for 'em in my metal suit of armor
Do you play an Instrument: yeah, i like to tickle the ivories!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: avec mon père je crois
In the past month have you Smoked: noooo
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Just COKE, but it was carbonated, i think we're sweet.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes, it was very nice! thank you very much, survey.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I should... however, I've been converted to Newman O's. Damn you organic people!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I think so actually
In the past month have you been on Stage: can't say so... that's fun though
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yeah, its like 0 degrees all the time.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: don't believe so
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: yes b/c I am one... and that's what she said.
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: define shoplifted... i've borrowed a lot
How do you want to Die: naturally... or be dropped out of a plane, that'd be fun 'till contact.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: something that I like and am not homeless because of
What country would you most like to Visit: Fiji... cool name, and not Africa, so I won't get AIDS by walking around
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not black?
Favourite Hair Color: blonde... especially if it tastes like strawberries
Short or Long Hair: long-ish... so stuff can be done to it (as long as it doesn't look like Janis Ian)
Height: shorter than me, so I don't hafta wear high heels.
Weight: around my weight, cuz i'm horribly skinny
Best Clothing Style: as long as they're clothed sort of, so we can go out in public.
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: I only own A-tracks.
Number of Piercings: just the nips (you can find out if that's true for a dollar)
Number of Tattoos: various amounts on the gluteus maximus
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NOTHING... you can't look back on the past.

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Music:

In alphabetical order: THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, Blink182, Fall Out Boy (although they are now tools), All-American Rejects, Dropkick Murphys (a little crazy, but from Boston), Green Day, Goo Goo Dolls (hint), Augustana (hint), The Academy Is, Postal Service, Weezer, Kanye West (he's a college dropout, and a lot richer than you!), 50 Cent (he's muhhh boiiiiii... holla!), Panic! at the Disco (emphasis on the panic), Motion City Soundtrack, Eminem's kinda funny, James Blunt (fucking hiiiiigh!), Will Smith (Switch was bad, let's keep it in the Willenium), Dashboard Confessional, Ataris, Jet, That one chick who sang the 'Dip It Low' song (she's gangsta), TBDBITL, Maroon5, John Mayer (pimp), Wisconsin Folk Music, Rooney (yeahh!!), Yellowcard, Postal Service, Jay-Z (a little love to the NYC), Ludacris (A-T-L), Anyone who uses the word "CRUNK," Starting Line, (I don't listen to Wisconsin Folk Music, but they have great cheese)........ a step back now: Beatles, Allman Brothers, Boston, Beach Boys, Eagles, Don Maclean, Aerosmith, Billy Joel (Piano Man!... I love it), Elvis (beast), Wings, Ray Charles, Johnny Cash, Temptations, Supremes, Jimi Hendrix (wow, too bad he died at like 24 from the massive amounts of LSD everywhere), Save Ferris, and the Beatles again.

Movies:

My dad and I have watched [edit: 48] out of the 50 greatest Chick Flicks.... sad, eh? I dunno, I like it! Breakfast Club... possibly my fave. Padre agrees. Onto the list: Wedding Crashers, Anchorman, Old School, Zoolander, Ferris Bueller's Day Off (amazing), Larry Bird: Basketball Legend (bestest white boy eva!), best of anyone SNL, Italian Job, HP, LOTR, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison (except that Sandler is mad annoying for like 10 minutes haha), and above all.... SOUTH PARK!

Television:

I think I watch like 4 shows: SportsCenter, South Park, Desperate Housewives (it's like subscribing to playboy for the articles... really though, good show), and Boston Legal.

Books:

Proud Member of the 1% of Illiterate America.

Heroes:

Anyone who checks into drug rehab like 11 times and still cons me into paying $60 to watch him sing songs... and Mr. Woody Hayes.