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About Me


| View Show | Create Your Own Im pretty awesome...lol. A mother, lover, hard worker, and a bitch all rolled into one sexy beast. I work two jobs to help make ends meet and take care of my little knucklehead who will be three this December. I also take care of my boyfriend, lol (who should be married to his truck) My brothers are blind, in college or leaving for Iraq (see picture above) and my kid sister is too much like me but I guess it's cool cause...Im cool. I need to get my big ol butt in school though...someday lol. I like to have fun & meet new people I can get along with of course. Anything else I can think of Ill write down later. :-D

My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

All the IDIOTS in the world so that I can personally kick their asses for being so STUPID!! THAT DEFINITELY INCLUDES PARIS HILTON! lolI edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

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Music:

Anything you can dance to!! I dont like rap thats really lame and slow and/or has someone in the background going "YYYEEEEAAAA!" "OOOKK!" or "WWWOOOOO!!"

Movies:

Dumb and Dumber will always be my number one!!! I also like Kung Pow and The 40 Year Old Virgin and Orgazmo and yes, even Big Money Hustlers. I have that sense of humor that you can show me something that doesnt make sense or is goofy and I will laugh my ass off. You know Im cool Oh...and I also like the ending of Dirty Dancing. I wish that someone would just get up and dance with me like life was a musical lol. That would be fun.....scary but fun :-) OH! And scary movies!!!

Television:

Dont watch too much TV but what I do catch with my son is kid shows or The Simpsons or COPS, but my favortie show of all time was Strangers with Candy. It had all the stupid humor I love :-)

Books:

I gotta tell ya I havent gotten to read a book for myself in a LLLOONNNGGG time.I do like to read though! I worked for a daycare and now I have a son so for the past like 4 years Ive been reading childrens books (to kids of course!!) Last one my son made me read him was Scooby Doo and the Phantom Cowboy lol

Heroes:

The men and women who fight for our country to keep us safe, whether they want to or not or believe in what they are doing or are afraid or not. They put their lives on the line people and to me thats fucking heroic.

My Blog

Swift kick to the ass

Well, its official. Life hates me. Lol. I cant win for anything anymore. Im still fat, have no money, get no respect, and everyone I know and love is leaving. This sucks soooo bad. I hate it. My broth...
Posted by *~:Theresa:~* on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 09:59:00 PST

Walmart VS Walgreens

I am the BIGGEST picture whore anyone will ever meet, I love taking them! I love to save my memories that way because lets face it my mind is going. I love taking them, having them taken and getting i...
Posted by *~:Theresa:~* on Mon, 01 May 2006 11:57:00 PST

....Why I think I am the way I am.....

I know the people who know me know that Im weird lol or that I may say things like "My big butt" or "I hope my ugliness doesnt scare you" for attention. Well I love them all dearly, but they're wrong ...
Posted by *~:Theresa:~* on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 10:49:00 PST