94 cent flat black and chrome, every shade of purple, pizza, bacardi 151, nintendo, traveling, heckling, growing beards, destruction caught on video, canvas, photography, candy, watching people
4 more (and a night that it's not raining), please.
Hellraiser, House of 1000 Corpses, Bad Taste, 187, Donnie Darko, Wishmaster, Freddy Krueger, Child's Play, Resevoir Dogs, Clockwork Orange, Kill Bill, 13 Ghosts, old kung-fu movies, The Hills Have Eyes, The Ice Cream Man, The Attack of the Killer Klowns, Troma Movies, Anchorman, Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare Before Christmas, TAOST
When a pigeon's RPMs hit 12,000, a spoiler appears from beneath their feathers to aid in their ability to maneuver at expected high speeds. Should the pigeon be carrying passengers, it is not suggested that the RPMs excede 11,000 as the spoiler may inadvertantly eject said passengers. Don't throw rocks at people's windows if there are bricks readily available. And don't strap a brick to a pigeon's back.
Calvin and Hobbes, Cujo, David Sedaris (Dress Your Family in Courderhoy and Denim, Holidays on Ice), Wicked, The Da Vinci Code, anything by Clive Barker, Greek philosophy, modern day ethics
Elephants with magic trombones pass kidney stones the size of mason jars. I eat cereal on my own, I don't need a spoon, and you ain't shit to me. Heroes are just transgendered men who wear tights to pack in their light switch size dingers. Go put your tights on.