A very, very unattractive, nasty, mean actin' woman walks into Walmart with her two kids. The Walmart Greeter, asks "Are they twins"?The ugly woman says "Hell no, the oldest one, he's 9, and the younger one, she's 7. "Why?........ Do you think they really look alike?" "Hell no", replied the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice"
I love everything but country. I do prefer hip hop and "angry" music....in that order.
OLD SCHOOL, NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, Borat, and talledaga nites!!!man that sasha dude is funny
My name is earl,and the office, what I would give to work in a place as rediculous as the office, i mean really.
is "in touch" considered reading? i do read books bout philosophy and ethics.
My daddy and moma cuz they came from the worst places ever and made something great of themselves..and they are still in love and have amazing morals...and strength.I love ya too Bro-thier...me and my girl k dawg reppin '94