Eric Jones

My name's Eric Jones. I'm nothing special, but I'm over it by now. I'm 18 years old, but enjoy females anywhere in the range of 16-21 although I could stretch it to 15-37 and not give a fuck. I drive a Ford Contour made in the great year of 1996 and I'm undoubtedly the best driver you will ever meet. Alot of people say I drive like an asshole, but I fully believe that I drive normal and everyone else is the asshole. Have I ever gotten a ticket or gotten into an accident for wreckless driving? Didn't think so. Me llamo Eric Jones. However a nigger did try to scam me once. Not a fan. I go to Rowan University because I transferred there from Villanova. People always ask me why I would ever do that. Don't fucking worry about it. It's my fucking life. Plus Rowan gives me a full ride and like 4,000 dollars extra for me to go there. I play roller hockey and have played soccer, basketball, tennis and bowling competitively. Sports pretty much use to be life to me until I surrendered myself to a higher power. That being Mark Rippetoe. If you were thinking about a fictional person such as god while reading that all I have to say is go kill yourself. I lift heavy three days a week. I'm not talking bitch lifting doing just curls, overheads, leg extensions, and crunches. Squats, deadlifts, bench press, standing press, and power cleans are where it's at. At the gym I've been known to frequent the tanning bed a time or so a week. If that makes me a faggot, so be it. But when I become 190 ripped I'm going to beat the fuck out of you. Gambling is a past time of mine. I'll pretty much bet on anything, but I love to play poker most. Challenge me heads up if you want, I'll take your money gladly. I don't drink or smoke anymore even though I never smoked before anyway. However I was an alcoholic before for a good 6 week span. Kind of fun actually even though I don't really remember any of it. I don't drink anymore because lifting is more important. Saying that you'll probably see me fucked up this weekend. Happens. Besides lifting I don't really make plans for the future. I pretty much do whatever, whenever. I like doing random shit, makes life more fun. I don't really let people bother me anymore, regardless of who you are or what you do or say. If you're a bitch, asshole, or dick it probably won't phase me or i'll be a bitch, asshole, or dick to you back much worse. Getting even or making fun of people may be a character flaw of mine, but I pretty much don't give a fuck. I love my life. IM me--- ERICJJ4. I'll converse with you. I'm a genuinely nice guy even if I don't come off like that at first. Be my friend, be nice to me, or treat me better than you do other people and I'll pretty much do anything for you.