By day...I'm a demure secretary in a midtown office. Tweeds, horn-rimmed glasses, sensible heels, and a French twist. By night...I'll give you a lap dance that will leave you harder than Chinese algebra.
Name: Libby
Birthdate: May 23, 1979
Birthplace:
Current Location: Brooklyn, NY
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dirty Blonde...everywhere
Height:
Weight:
Piercings: All's I need is the one hole I've already got
Tatoos: If you buy me a drink, I'll show you
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: yes/yes
Overused Phraze: "Harder"
FAVORITES
Food: meat
Candy: Jolly Ranchers
Number: 69
Color: pink leather
Animal: Cock and Pussy
Drink:
Alcohol Drink: Bacardi 151
Bagel: plain
Letter: F
Body Part on Opposite sex: the left nut
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: I don't like things that pop in my mouth
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonald's drive through
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: neither, I'm not British
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate...sauce...drizzled over your...
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: How about some sex?
Dog or Cat: Meow
Rap or Punk: House music
Summer or Winter: Summer...all the tittie comes out
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: porn can be pretty funny...it should never be scary
Love or Money: MONEY MONEY MONEY!!!!
YOUR...
Bedtime: whenever I pass out
Most Missed Memory: duhhh, too much pot...I don't remember
Best phyiscal feature: ma minge
First Thought Waking Up: "Who the fuck are you?"
Goal for this year: ..427
Best Friends:
Weakness: handcuffs and whipped cream
Fears: losing the keys to my handcuffs and running out of whipped cream
Heritage:
Longest relationship: 8"
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: just a smidge
Ever Smoked: sometimes, after sex, I even sizzle
Pot: geraniums?
Ever been Drunk: by whom?
Ever been beaten up: yeah
Ever beaten someone up: I've beaten someone off
Ever Shoplifted: only condoms
Ever Skinny Dipped: what's a bathing suit?
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: where? ;)
Been Dumped Lately: don't date, don't get ditched
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: blue
Favorite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long: long
Height: 6'2" for guys/5'4" for girls
Style: gotta have it
Looks or Personality: looks DUH
Hot or Cute melting
Drugs and Alcohol: yes/yes
Muscular or Really Skinny: tight body fo' sho'
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: at least 27, maybe even 28
What country do you want to Visit: Slovenia
How do you want to Die: in the midst of a brutal orgasm
Been to the Mall Lately: I'm not from Lawn Guyland, like, as if!
Do you like Thunderstorms: only if in conjunction with a wet tee-shirt contest
Get along with your Parents: I dont' know my parents
Health Freak: i mean, pot is an herbal refreshment, right?
Do you think your Attractive: No, I know I am.
Believe in Yourself: I'm a religion unto myself.
Want to go to College: Yeah, Barnard was like finishing school. College would be nice to try. Maybe a real school, like Columbia or something.
Do you Smoke: YES! ASK ME AGAINq!
Do you Drink: see above
Shower Daily: hahahahaha
Been in Love: Love is for pussies and losers
Do you Sing: I'd rather dance.
Want to get Married: Can't tie me down!
Do you want Children: Ick
Have your future kids names planned out:
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Umm...the ship kinda sailed on that one.
Hate anyone: YOU
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
