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shortcake

...i'm not a player, i just crush a lot...

About Me


"I ONLY WANT SYMPATHY IN THE FORM OF YOU CRAWLING INTO BED WITH ME..."
Hey all...
Okay, lets make this short and sweet (not unlike myself, ha). I hate bullshit, liars, and overacheivers. I love music, like sleeping in, weekends, partying, and ditching class. I'm short, brunette now, and I like booze (probably more than I should). I'm loud, a pervert, and I can be a loser. Someone once described me as "not one of those annoying girls thats always like OHMIGOD!" E-mail if you have questions, but no promises on a response.
p.s. I'm not an airhead... I'm smarter than I look. Enough said.
easter :)
my 20th birthday
Halloween, SB style
Drunken bliss on the pole at Sigma Nu
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My Interests


.:music:.

sleeping in, lying in the sun, snowboarding, wakeboarding (sorta), blowing off class, traveling, partying... normal kid stuff...

i'm into things that aren't popular yet. i like smalltime bands that don't focus on their image. i like non-designer/alternative clothing that not a lot of people wear. i like to branch out and try new things/meet new people/try new food/go new places. i like pop culture sometimes, but i generally don't like to follow the norm. i like to do the unexpected and shock people.

You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?

My friends are hotter than yours...

SIGNED BY A ROCKSTAR :)

I'd like to meet:

Likeminded people that are into what I'm into. People who party and don't sit on the couch all day watching reruns. People who get a little crazy but can still mellow out.

...but other than that...

a guy who's a badass but also a bit of a softie. a guy who's not a huge prick. basically, no frat boys/snobby preps/meatheads/gangster womanizers.

and anyone else that inspires, challenges, or entertains me

Music:

Buckcherry
Nickelback
Sublime
Marilyn Manson
Saosin
Rise Against
AC/DC
hard rock, rock, ska, reggae, california reggae, dub, ambient, and I guess some hip hop is alright sometimes

Movies:

Original Sin
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Romeo and Juliet
Original Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Blow
Anything that's NOT The Notebook

Television:

Greys Anatomy
Nip Tuck
Sex and the City
Family Guy

Books:

How to Make Love Like a Porn Star by JJ
East of Eden
Making Faces

Heroes:

Marilyn Monroe
Angelina Jolie
Jenna Jameson
Marilyn Manson

My Blog

Consuming Passion

This is one of my favorite poems from my favorite poet. It's about consuming passion. Sort of twisted, but that makes it interesting. Read it; it's good. Sonnet XI I crave your mouth, your vo...
Posted by Sex on Toast on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:11:00 PST

Why my sorority rocks

So this sums up why I love my sorority. Those of you who actually know me are probably like "what?!? chrissy loving her sorority?? never..." but this explains why I'm still in it. It's pretty much dea...
Posted by Sex on Toast on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:43:00 PST

So who am I you ask??

So I just took this online personality test... Two of my most prominent traits/highest scoring qualities are: histrionic and hedonism. If you know me, these descriptions are almost dead on!! Histri...
Posted by Sex on Toast on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 12:29:00 PST

Newest Obsession=Addictive

I have the biggest new obsession... Christiano Ronaldo... yeah... portuguese are fuckin hotties We kick ass, lol Look and learn fellas ...
Posted by Sex on Toast on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 03:30:00 PST

Boy Hearts Girl

You met her a few months ago, and somehow she managed to seep into your subconscious like that "Suga how you get so fly" song. Just like you have no clue who the hell sings it, you don't know why she'...
Posted by Sex on Toast on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 01:19:00 PST

Guy "Friends" and the Girl Who Now HatesThem

So what is it with guys trying as little as possible when it comes to me? The only guy I can depend on is my boyfriend (so he's obviously my bf for good reason). I'm not talking about him though. I'm...
Posted by Sex on Toast on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 10:33:00 PST

BUNNIES!!!

In the style of liz.... OMG... I LOVE BUNNIES SO MUCH!! THEY ARE SO CUTE I'M ALMOST PEEING MY PANTS I WANT ONE SO BAD!!! AHHHHH!!! :)  ...
Posted by Sex on Toast on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 08:40:00 PST

Feminism? The Rise of Raunch Culture...

So I just read Female Chauvinist Pigs by Ariel Levy... and I must say I'm having a hard time coming to grips with this whole feminist thing. I used to consider myself a feminist, but now after reading...
Posted by Sex on Toast on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 08:02:00 PST

SEQUENCE OF EVENTS:10/26/05

FROM TONIGHT AT DIANE'S HOUSE EDITED BUT ONLY SLIGHTLY SO: Once upon a time in the land of condom frispies (frisbies), three young girls (chrissy, diane, and rachael) had a clamfest at diane's house.....
Posted by Sex on Toast on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 03:07:00 PST

READ THIS PLEASE BEFORE YOU E-MAIL ME

okay, maybe I didn't make myself clear, so let me spell it out... I do NOT want friend requests from older men, gang/thug types, or horny people looking to hook up. First of all, older men are gross. ...
Posted by Sex on Toast on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 09:03:00 PST