After inventing fishing in the 1930's, I became the richest man in Accrington and started to spend money like water. I was shortly barred from every pub in town as they were fed up of the bar being piss wet through.
During the 1950's, I was listening to a lot of 70's disco and with little planning I invented disco dancing and sold it to the people of Burnley.
Since the 50's, I have been living a life of exploration. Each morning, I ride the Hyndburn Circular bus and get off at a different stop. Life is erratic but enjoyable. A life of surprises is one of constant stress, one day I can be in Clayton, the next oswaldtwistle.
I am currently working on a project to build a sausage lathe. For many years, butchers have struggled to transform blocks of sausage meat into cylindrical objects. I dream of a lathe that can turn meat and solve all the misery.
I dream of retiring at 27 and a half and moving to a farm in accrington town centre where I will grow cornish pasties and drill into the rich gin reserves below the town.
Some things you should look at:
- iCanSeeMyHouseFromHere - home of the Rubber Room podcast.whoDaresGins.co.uk - my artwork website.Barry Cheese getting a couple of mentions on BBC Radio 2AMDean.com :My travel photo collection