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burgess meredith

It puts the lotion back in the bucket

About Me

Professional smooth talker, dumbass, drinker, alligator wrestler, internet porn watcher. Now I shall go shoot steroids and shoot little kids in the eyes with a CO2 charged pellet gun. Then ill tie you down with piano wire and shoot roaming candles into your anus.found this movies layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com :: MyHotComments

My Interests

Beer, bars, clubs, women, money, baseball, cars... BB guns...little childrens earlobes

I'd like to meet:

More people with a mind of their own, spank my kneecaps.
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Music:

atmosphere, aesop rock, big pun, cky, dilated peoples, bullshit, blah,blah, alot of different shizzle homeskillet, rick james, charlie wilson, mad old school funkadelic type shizzle, thats my steezle neezle, and all that.
Your Karaoke Theme Song is "Baby Got Back"
You're a total show off who is willing to risk looking like a fool to get a few laughs.
In fact, you'll go for the cheap laugh if you need to... because it's better than no reaction!

Your friends can count on you to get a party started, and you'll party hard until you can't remember their names.
You're charismatic, charming, and a total character. With or without a few drinks in you.

You might also sing: "I Touch Myself," "Oops I Did it Again," or "My Humps"

Stay away from people who sing: "Candle in the Wind" What's Your Karaoke Theme Song?

Movies:

Jackie Brown, Pulp Fiction, Freddy got fingered, planes trains and automobiles, grandma's boy

Television:

King of Queens is pretty dope, other than that, get outside and get a life.

Books:

MAXIM, FHM, STUFF, SUPER STREET, TATTOO...all magazines stepcousin

Heroes:

Rick James, the lunch lady's in Russia, and polar bears, big flippin' bears! eat a shoe just to spite your uncle, what the F am i talkin about?

My Blog

Celebrity Morph" by MyHeritage

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Posted by burgess meredith on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:12:00 PST

Celebrity Morph" by MyHeritage

www.myheritage.com...
Posted by burgess meredith on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 09:15:00 PST

pancake dinner

My new movie is currently being filmed. Extremely kick ass, if anybody wants a part in hit me up and ill make one for you. GLADIATORS OF THE CORNELIUS!!!!!
Posted by burgess meredith on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 09:22:00 PST