molded carp

Everyone on my "friends" list is some sort of criminal. The most embarrassing thing about me is my personality... and my external lung. My dog suffers from chronic night terrors. My theory is she constantly envisions me bathing in a tub of tuna fish while laughing and pointing at her. Most of my friends are either nerds or assholes. About once a month I spend a good part of a day eating fruit, you know, to kick out the jams. Oh, I also like to kick out the jams. I clean the inside of my car about once a month. I'm not really into gum. My hand hurts. blah blah i'm obsessed with having my hands clean and not clean at the same time, it's hard to discribe but it can get tricky sometimes. many people think that i get along with anyone, this statement is not true. my dog and my car are stinky. don't you dare stare at my face and think i don't know what you're looking at. i collect care bears and human teeth (real and antique prosthetic). i have actually rented and lived in a kitchen pantry. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds