I have always disliked filling out "about me" pages. It seems to me that such things people say about themselves always end up sounding either like bragging, pretention, subtle deceptions, or outright lying bullshit. So we'll combine the lot of them, and run with it.
My name is Mark, though there are people I have known for years who still don't know that's my name. I'm old, slow, and fat, but at least I have a wicked sense of cynicism. I'm happily married to an incredibly gorgeous woman (no really, she is HAWT!!!), the father of two fantastic little boys, and I am probably one of the most eclectic people I have ever met. My other personalities agree with me entirely. I'm also a professional graphic layout designer and documentation coordinator, whatever the hell that means
I really am odd, though. At times, I truly am wickedly evil. I have a dark side and anger management issues that have lead to more than their share of problems in my life. At the same time, I have an undying belief in chivalry, honor, and in doing that which is right...a belief that, in many ways, keeps my darker impulses in check.
I love music of pretty much every style and genre. I have wildly changing moods and tastes, and may listen to some Gravediggaz and follow it up with Pat Boone. I love dirty vodka martinis, karaoke, beating people with sticks, and dressing up in old boiler plate. I like black. A lot.
I dislike definitions, I dislike authority, I dislike people who think they know more than they do or who think only of themselves and never of others.
I am an intensely passionate beast, and given to flirtation and fancy, though I am resolutely bound and happy with my darling Raina. In other words, I may say you're beautiful, attractive, and desirable...and I will mean it entirely and with all my heart...but that doesn't mean I want to run away with you. I am, and I repeat, *happy*, and will remain so for the rest of my days. That doesn't mean I can't acknowledge the beauty I see in others, or appreciate it...it just means that it will go no further.
That said, I think I have covered all my blustering and pretentious needs. Thanks for reading!Your results:
You are Wash (Ship Pilot)
Wash (Ship Pilot)
85%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)
65%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)
55%
River (Stowaway)
55%
Alliance
55%
Derrial Book (Shepherd)
40%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)
35%
A Reaver (Cannibal)
35%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic)
35%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)
30%
Inara Serra (Companion)
20%
You are a pilot with a good
if not silly sense of humor.
You take pride in your collection of toys.
You love your significant other.
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