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Aku

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About Me

"Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil... But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku!"Aku.textamerica.com
My life partner and I, caught at work.....This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Samurai... who I will destroy!!!!!!!!And Paris Hilton...that other sub-ruler of darkness!!!!!!!!!!

My Blog

B-day thanks...

Thank you to all my minions who remembered my birthday in my absence.  This day of my birth flew by without me even noticing... but then again... once you're over a millenia or two, you stop coun...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 11:21:00 GMT

Why the PeeWee hate?

So much Pee Wee hate... it's so sad... Do none of you see the innate evil behind the Playhouse's cheerful facade?  Genies = Evil Jinn  (watch Wishmaster), Cowboy Curtis = Morpheous (not re...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:37:00 GMT

Watch my video...

Seriously.... watch my video.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1myYJ9B2Js Smooches, AKU
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 05:41:00 GMT

Boredom bitches...

Oh the bitches are driving me CRAZY!!!!!!!!! It's hot, we are all trapped in our cubicles (*singing* My CUBICAAAAAL), and they are all choosing coloring and paintshopping over suicide. I would encoura...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 10:59:00 GMT

Pee Wee's Playhouse

Congratulations Paul Rubens! I am so delighted to see that Pee Wee's Playhouse will once again be gracing the airwaves!  Kudos to adultswim for re-introducing the world with such an marvelou...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 11:15:00 GMT

CAMEO ON LOST

Hello Loyal Bitches! Just letting everyone one know that I have posted pics from my cameo on the awesome show LOST!!!! **SPOILER WARNING**  for those pics just in case for some reason some people...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 11:35:00 GMT

Cookies

To my minions, I would like to speak about a new interest of mine.  A few days ago, I came across 60 watt lightbulbs, and didn't know what to do with the little buggers.  Why would I ne...
Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 11:03:00 GMT

I demand you view my pics!

... bitches... aku.textamerica.com
Posted by on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:34:00 GMT