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Roops

Setting up shop on the sunshine coast.

About Me

Some people say I'm hard work but that's just bollocks.

My Interests

Being with my friends, old english cider a skateboard and Playing Place Bowl. Shotokan, designing buildings, the 750 Gixer, the old Dodge Viper, Anna Kournikova, Jessica Alba. Anything interesting and random like Ligers, they can grow up to 12 foot tall, or that 10 percent of all human beings ever born are alive at this very moment!! Also woman are responsible for inventing the dishwasher, rolling pin and suspenders (nice to know they're thinking of us blokes 1/3 of the time). The fucked up things that happen in the world like that Sudanese man who was forced to marry a goat because the owner said he'd been 'using it as his wife'!! Like fair play, I mean how'd you feel if you caught someone fucking your goat, ehh?

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Norris, you know behind his beard there's no chin....just another fist. He also counted to infinity.....twice!! Either him or anyone who's got something new to say or place to go.

Music:

Love Step, Grim'n'Bass, or Wonky Techno.

Movies:

The Godfather.

Television:

A-Team, The Mighty Boosh, Green Wing standard.

Books:

The Sicilian (epic), High Fidelity (it's so true).

Heroes:

TJ Slay Her, Nova (as in Novatel), Salty Balls, The Gun, Wendy, LJD2, Whatti, Leader, Whatever, Johnathan Long Bollocks, Pruny, Sink'a'Sailer etc etc etc.