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Beaner Bill

Party Boy!

About Me

I am THE beaner from Denva!You know, I'm very interested in you... SEXUALLY. I like the pole and the hole, and right know I'm as MOIST as a snack cake down there. So, how about you come on over, and I'll make your pinky, alllll STINKY.

My Interests

Partying! The DUCK!!

I'd like to meet:

George Michael.......In a Restroom

Music:

All of it baby!

Books:

I can't read, somebody teach me, I am willing to trade services for tutoring.

Heroes:

Tony Montana

My Blog

For Sale

I have the following pre-owned adult toys for immediate sale: Three-speed Vibrator with adjustable head, works great but rotator is slightly jammed with hair. $25 4 size small and extra small butt-plu...
Posted by Beaner Bill on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 09:43:00 PST

Don't cha

Baby Ladies Fellas Are you ready? Lets dance Baby (ooooh) I know you like me (I know you like me) I know you do (I know you do) Thats why whenever I come around Shes all over you (she's all over you) ...
Posted by Beaner Bill on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 12:07:00 PST

A walk in the park

So I have been waiting for my special visit but have been disappointed.  Nothing worse than promises not kept.  So I decided to take Zeke for a walk this morning, we went to the park a few ...
Posted by Beaner Bill on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 08:36:00 PST

Unearthly visit

Late last night something very strange happend to me.  Something called out to my brain while I was sleeping, a strange unearthly whisper.  It told me to wake up which I immediately did.&nbs...
Posted by Beaner Bill on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 07:23:00 PST

A normal Wed. Night.

Pepto42ohh! Thats what I needed today.  Me and stewie did a little too much binging last night.  Had to take turns hurling into the bowl last night.  It was pretty gruesome....
Posted by Beaner Bill on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:49:00 PST