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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Simon Johnson
Birthday: 21st sept
Birthplace: London
Current Location: Taunton/London
Eye Color: Green/Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5 ft 11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: English
Your Weakness: Mayo
Your Fears: MAYO!!!!!!!
Your Perfect Pizza: Simon Sepcial
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Go to afganistan
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Psyk!
Thoughts First Waking Up: How to get out of going to work so i can go back to bed
Your Best Physical Feature: My middle toe on my left foot
Your Bedtime: Whenever im tired
Your Most Missed Memory: Iceland
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: what!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: None
Do you Smoke: Too much!
Do you Swear: Fuck no!
Do you Sing: Maybe
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: No
Do you want to go to College: No chance
Do you want to get Married: One day
Do you belive in yourself: Yea
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Of course
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Im adopted
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: The pink oboe!:-)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: In the past 2 minutes ive drunk alcohol!
In the past month have you Smoked: Hell yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yea
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No idea what they are!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Haha unfortunately
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes(that was a good day)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yea
Ever been Drunk: I dont think ive been sober fo rabout a year!
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Last week
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Painfully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Relaxed!
What country would you most like to Visit: Austrailia/Russia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Either
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: Not to skinny
Best Clothing Style: No clothes what so ever
Number of Drugs I have taken: A few
Number of CDs I own: 0
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None
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fINISH EACH SENTANCE
My ex is.......... A cunt!
Maybe i should...... Get another beer!
I love....... Watersports!
I dont understand..... Japanese!
I lost my...... Cloths!
People would say that i'm...... Mental!
Sex is...... Great!
love is...... Painful!
Somewhere, someone is...... Worse off than me!
My weekness is..... Mayo!
Forever is........ Too long!
I never want..... Aids!
I feel like...... Shit!
I need a........ Piss!
When i woke up in the morning I....... Had an erection!
Life is full of........ Cunts!
My past..... Was great!
My future...... Is gonna be better!
I get annoyed when........ Im sober!
I wish....... I was drunk!
My dog is...... Dead!
Tomorrow I'm going to...... Get smashed for my birthday!
If i could be anywhere i'd be...... In the pub!
I have a low tolerance for people who...... Are black!
If i had a million dollars i would......... Gamble and double it!
My problem is..... Parinoid delusional schitzophrinia!
Sometimes I want to..... Die!
My poison is..... Athrocethapien!
i will always........ Love my mum!
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FRIENDS AND LIFE
Do you ever wish you had another name? No
Do you like anyone? Yes
Which one of your friends acts the most like you? Ellis
Who's the loudest? Ellis
Who have you known the longest of your friends? Mick
Who's the shyest: Dunno!
Are you close to any family members? Yes, my mummy!
When you cried the most: Cant remember crying in the last 12 years! :-) im a happy person, or just heartless
What's the best feeling in the world: Friday afternoon
Worst Feeling: Monday morning
FINISH EACH SENTENCE:
Let's walk on the: Blood of blacks!
Let's run through: A hail of bullets
Let's look at the: Alcohol! Then drink it!
What a nice: Pint!
Where did all the: Booze go!
Why can't you: Do what u wanna do!
Silly, little: Muslims
Tell me: I can go! :-(
HAVE YOU:
Ran away from home: Yes
Pictured your crush naked: Yea
Skipped school: Yea
Broken someone's heart: I dunno how she felt! She was sad tho!
Been in love: Dunno
Cried when someone died: No
Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: Yea
Done something embarrassing: Fuck yea, almost every day
Done a drug: Yes
Cried in school: No
RANDOM
Your Good Luck Charm: My mum!
Person You Hate Most: Ha Ha to many to pick one!
Best Thing That Has Happened: Green lid!
Ice Cream: Caramel
WHO Makes you laugh the most: Ellis
Makes you smile: Mother!
Has A Crush On You: Everyone!
Do You Have A Crush On Someone: Yea
HAVE YOU EVER
Fallen for your best friend?: Yea
Made out with JUST a friend?: Yes
Kissed two people in the same day?: Yes
Had sex with two different people in the same day?: No
Been rejected: . Yes
Been in love?: Dunno Yea i think
Been used?: No
Done something you regret?: No
Cheated on someone?: Yea
Been called a tease: Yes
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
You touched?: Dan
You talked to on the phone?: Ellis
You hugged?: Biscuit
You instant messaged?: Some slut!
You kissed?: So honking fat chick!
You yelled at?: Sme cunt in cov!
Who text messaged you?: Ellis
Who broke your heart?: No saying!
Who told you they loved you?: Mum!
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