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About Me

I sing for my supper. I sing for the band Emily's ToyBox. I can play a bunch a different instruments too. If it has four legs, fur and paws....I like it. I have a penis. I like my penis. I like girls. I'm not single. I drive a beat up F-150. I drive a lot. When I'm not driving or singing I like to hang out. And by hang I mean "sleep" and by out I mean "a lot". I just moved not too long ago. Moving sucks! I get allergies sometimes but I take pills and that makes it all better. I tore my plantar fascia last year. Yea...that really hurt. I like animals. I really, really, really like animals. Believe it or not I've never done a single drug ever. They should legalize drugs though and let all the druggies kill each other.....That'd just entertain the shit out of me. Did I mention that I LOVE godzilla movies??? Oh yea....I like them all right!! I'm really white. I get burned real bad when I'm out in the sun so I either don't go out in the sun or I wear sun block 70. Wade calls it SPF paint. I like oreos dipped in milk. Actually my mouth is big enough that I don't have to dip them. I just stick the whole oreo in my mouth, take a mouth full of milk and shake my head. That Tom guy that thinks he's my friend gets my goat. I hate him. I hate him and think he's ugly. I also think MySpace is real GAY!!! When I think of more shit about me....I'll post it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Les Paul and George Jones....that's about it. I've met everyone else I'd like to meet so the rest of the people that I haven't met yet can kiss my ass. Oh yea....I'd like to meet that Tom guy from MySpace in person so I could kick his ass for forcing his friendship on me. I feel so raped!

My Blog

Just playing around

So....the band is on our way back from Key West. I'm sitting in the passenges seat taking in the assorted smells that are associated with the trip, playing with my phone and bored out of my fucking sk...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 09:00:00 GMT

Things I've noticed.

So...Since I've been on this MySpace deal for a few months Ive noticed a few things:  1)      MySpace should really be called God-Am-DesperateSpace. 2)   &...
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 02:39:00 GMT

Who the fuck is Tom???

Who the FUCK is this Tom guy that thinks he's my fucking friend??? Awful pushy of him to just assume that he's my friend. I would like to go the record as saying that TOM IS NOT MY FRIEND!!!
Posted by on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 10:12:00 GMT