concerts |
i buy the smallest jar of mayonaise available thinking, "you know, konnor...you really don't use all that much mayo. great pickup! you're great!"
after i go through that jar of mayo...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:06:00 GMT |
another day off |
my dad's office called me a little after one to let me know they were re-issuing a check i had yet to receive. i had woken up from a short nap just 5 minutes before taking the call. the wo...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:06:00 GMT |
is it ok to say jonbenet was probably a huge bitch? |
why does america decide to choose one murder case to jack off to while so many people are murdered every day? i mean, i'm sorry but i really don't give a shit about this kelsey smith s...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 17:11:00 GMT |
the future |
i really think clarkson's voice is tremendous. and i also like her as a person. but i kind of feel sorry for her. it appears her attempt to shed a pop princess image has left her loo...
Posted by on Sat, 26 May 2007 10:34:00 GMT |
i want people to stop using the phrase "not so much" |
just typing it makes me feel uncomfortable.
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 23:41:00 GMT |
don't bother |
they're terrible
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 15:11:00 GMT |
i think "aint no other man" is a great song |
but "candy man" is fucking terrible. it has absolutely no musical value. it's pointless. listening to candy man is like eating shit.
i'm tired of people using the phrase "guil...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 14:08:00 GMT |
what are you supposed to do while the cable guy is in your house |
i mean, you have to stay somewhat close to him in case he has a question or something. but you can't just sit in silence in the room that he's working in. talking to him is also out o...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 21:19:00 GMT |
i love popeyes, but |
this contest is beyond lame. take a look at what they are offering here:
harlem globetrotters, popeyes, and hot 103 jams have teamed up to have a contest in which, in order to win, you must:
a)...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 13:42:00 GMT |
cups |
honestly, throughout my life i've had to drink out the stupidest containers imaginable. cups that were either too small or too tall. plastic cups with a pointless handle on...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 14:02:00 GMT |
