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YOUR ASS DOES NOT FIT, UGLYSCENEBOY.

About Me


Phobia
Atelophobia- Fear of imperfection.
Fear of other people's food.
Fear of bridges.
Fear of knives.
VANITY: feelings of excessive pride, the quality of being valueless, the trait of being unduly vain and conceited.
+I think it is funny how people actually call me ZoëVanity if they meet me.
It also makes me laugh when people ask me if 'vanity' is my second name. HA!
+I have been a Vegetarian for over a year now.
+Pontefract NEW college.
+Law, Pyschology, Sociology, Politics.
+I plan to finish A2 at NEW college and then do a year at Thornes and then LONDON!
+16 from Wakefield, West Yorkshire.
+I am single.
+Nice Boy Please?
+I cannot stand people touching feet.
+My Mom thinks i have OCD. Haha.
+I underestimate time hell of a lot. I am always late. (:
+I can be the biggest bitch or the sweetest girl.
+I become emotionally attached real easy.
+I hate been messed around.
+I Crave attention. I hate feeling invisible and like no-one knows i am there. It is horrible.
+I have to look in the mirror while i am brushing my teeth.
+I hate dentists, one once threatened to hit me. HA!
+I feel lost without my phone and I am constantly checking it.
+I hate feeling that i am drifting away from people.
+I hate when boys say bullshit stuff to you which they never do. What is the point of saying it?
+I cannot revise. It makes me forget more things.
+I like acting like a prick. It makes me feel happy :)
+I like reading, but only Jaqueline Wilson and Louise Rennison :)
+I like skinny guys in skinny jeans and cool hair, i like guys that are different.
+I tend to defend my friends and get in arguements defending them but never defend myself.
+I am very clumsy and tend to fall over nothing a lot.
+I say what I think. I have an opinion on everything.
+I am confident.
+I have been a cheerleader for 9 years.
+I enjoy the simplest of things.
+I fall for boys fast but never doing anything about it. I always doubt myself and always think that the boy can do better. :| Show me that I deserve you. (:
+I get easily distracted, Hense why i NEVER finish exams.
+I get excited over little things.
+I bite on my lip bar a hell of a lot. It makes me look retarded (:
+I set my goals very high for myself, but never do anything to achieve them.
+ME AND SHAUNA SEXUALLY ASSAULT YMA6. ;D
+We mess up singers hair (:
+I used to be a pushover, now i am not.
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My Interests



I'd like to meet:

Jeffree Star is one of my heroes.
''Parading in Prada when you’re so fucking punk and XXXtothefuckingCORE that you’ll damn the system and bitch when your sister’s pants rip at the seam because YOUR ASS DOES NOT FIT, UGLYSCENEBOY.''

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Music:

30 seconds to mars
all time low
alot like eskimos
avril lavigne
babyshambles
black dahlia murder
bloc party
boys like girls
bring me the horizon
cascada
cobra starship
disturbed
does it offend you, yeah?
electric six
eminem
enter shikari
fall out boy
fightstar
foo fighters
good charlotte
hadouken
head automatica
jeffree star
jennifer liez
jet
kate nash
kids in glass houses
killswitch engage
kings of leon
linkin park
mayday parade
mcfly
mika
one night only
panic at the disco
papa roach
parkway drive
pendulum
pigeon detectives
plain white t’s
protest the hero
rage against the machine
scouting for girls
simple plan
spice girls
suicide silence
the audition
the blackout
the click five
the cribs
the gallows
the hives
the horrors
the long blondes
the sex pistols
the used
the wombats
throwdown
we are scientists
you me at six
& lots more

Television:

*The mighty boosh
*Skins
*Hollyoaks
*Hollyoaks in the city
*My Super Sweet Sixteen
*Hogan Knows Best
*WWE
*Family Guy
*Lily Allen and friends

Books:

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Heroes:

All my friends and family mean the world to me and they have helped me so much. They never lose faith in and my family always believe in me even though i have done a lot to make them doubt me.
LornaLouise She is amazing. She is the best sister you could wish for. I love her more than anything or anyone. When we aren't together, i miss her. She is my everything, and all I aim to do is protect and I don't care what I have to do to do it. I love you. x
Shawna She is my oldest && best friend, She knows every last thing about me and we have NEVER fallen out. She has been my best friend for 15 years, Nothing is going to change us now. She has always been there for me and I wouldn't be who I am todayy without her. We are always out, having a right laugh, either taking the piss outta each other, of other random people in the streets or maybe people we know...We are bitches and we know it, Get Over It.! We really don't care =) Me and Shauna have been through quite a lot of shit but we have always been there for each other. I Love Her and No-One is going to come between us. I Love Youuu So much.x
Chelsea This girl is amazing. That is all there is too it. I love her so much and she has helped me hell of a lot over the past couple of months. She is so out going and down to earth that it is almost impossible to be down when you are around her, she has made college bearable. She is one of the best friends i have right now and she doesn't know just exactly how much she means to me. I love you.x
Charlotte I do not know what i would of done without her recently. I have known her for bloody ages but have only become close at college and there is nothing more that i would of wanted at college. Wrapid and McDonalds are the highlights of my college world with her. HA! and who can forget Dillenger Escape Plan and the Loft with this girl (: I love You Chab babeee!x
Everyone from:
+College
+Cheerleading
+HighSchool

My Blog

What people think about me in their own words!

What people think about me in their own words:Shauna's Quote about me:"ZoeVANITY?! Is a thick shit who gets me in trouble with my 'mommy' (what a tart [: )  But I love her with all my heart, she ...
Posted by |ZoëVANITY| on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 07:15:00 PST

Be My Valentine Application

This is the "Be My Valentine Application." Everyone knows there's at least one person on myspace that you want to be your Valentine. Repost this even if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend. Heres the a...
Posted by |ZoëVANITY| on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 12:49:00 PST

Qoutes.

Qoutess Babess I picked the ones i liked the most and ones that resembled how I felt in some way or ones that maybe I just liked (: It`s fine with me if that`s what you want. I`m sorry I`m so screwed...
Posted by |ZoëVANITY| on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:33:00 PST

AskMeAnything

Ask me anything and I will answer truthfully.
Posted by |ZoëVANITY| on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 01:48:00 PST