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About Me

i'm a communist. i think all drugs should be legalized. i think plutonium should be used as currency. i think the cyrillic alphabet should replace the ABCs. i think george bush junior should be impeached, imprisoned and executed for war crimes. i think the IRS should stop threatening me. i think DUI laws should be abolished. i think the catholic church should be eradicated for many reasons. i think if there was a god, it would have shown itself by now. i think people should think for themselves instead of letting the media and the church do it for them. point is i think. and if you dont think, if you let other people think for you, then fuck you. oh, one more thing. whoever you are, i can drink you under the table. and sometimes i'll blurt out quotes from obscure movies. like. "MASTERBLASTER, LISTEN TO THE LAW!" -- psion2076
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: dashiel pi ikon
Birthday: may 29, 1313
Birthplace: saint petersburg, russia
Current Location: west deptford, NJ
Eye Color: silver
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: russian/irish/machine
The Shoes You Wore Today: white ones
Your Weakness: none
Your Fears: bees and contact lenses
Your Perfect Pizza: eggplant, black olives, broccoli and spinach
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: survive
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: 'thats pretty slick'
Thoughts First Waking Up: i need coffee
Your Best Physical Feature: everything
Your Bedtime: when im outta beer
Your Most Missed Memory: skateboarding
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: dont care
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yeah
Do you Swear: fuck yeah
Do you Sing: whenever i get the chance
Do you Shower Daily: usually
Have you Been in Love: sure
Do you want to go to College: already there
Do you want to get Married: not particularly
Do you belive in yourself: absolutely
Do you get Motion Sickness: used to, not anymore
Do you think you are Attractive: god yes
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: love em
Do you play an Instrument: not well
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: duh
In the past month have you Smoked: duh
In the past month have you been on Drugs: drugs are trash
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i hate malls
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yeah
In the past month have you been on Stage: who knows. all the world's a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: too cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: couple of 2-liters from work
Ever been Drunk: rhetorical
Ever been called a Tease: no but ive been called a slut
Ever been Beaten up: sure
Ever Shoplifted: a few times
How do you want to Die: poisoned by rivals on my 800th birthday
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: the devil
What country would you most like to Visit: new zealand or romania
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: pale blue
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: shorter than me
Weight: less than 135
Best Clothing Style: black/leather/slutty
Number of Drugs I have taken: past doesnt matter. as long as lady liquor is yer only vice now
Number of CDs I own: 200 or so
Number of Piercings: whatever
Number of Tattoos: a couple
Number of things in my Past I Regret: past doesnt matter
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My Blog

halloween and the cops

cops are afraid of people in dracula/ french maid outfits. use this to your advantage this weekend. do not torelarate sobriety checkpoints. many halloween costumes are made to conceal AK-47s, .50 cal...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 01:30:00 GMT

and they move

NCHC is under attack by republicans! vote them out! spray them with raid! just PUNCH them when you see them! the government wants to revoke my corporation. for no reason. i'm fighting this. see you b...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 01:16:00 GMT

the future

NFHC will soon be a reality. do you realize how easy it is to incorporate? all i have to do is file some paperwork and then i can blame any and all illegal activities on an artificial person! not tha...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 01:56:00 GMT

(translated from xithic)

no contender may exceed a height of seven meters, nor a weight of fifty metric tonnes. all projectile weapons are also banned, as well as lasers and elektromagnetic pulse. using spectators as shields ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 00:44:00 GMT

the last blog makes no sense because..

its out of context. ive got 11 short stories im going to compile into a book about the future: fate of ziricidil 1000 years in a box the fastest ship in the universe splintered vision the grave on pla...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 01:24:00 GMT

zidiciril's planets and their fates

zidiciril I - melted by the sun 2322 AD zidiciril VIII - spun into galactic vapor 2731 AD zidiciril VI - collided with zidiciril VII in 3013 AD, both planets were reduced to dust zidiciril IV - eaten ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 05:00:00 GMT

SOVIET UNION!

yes. i am moving to the former communist bloc. in defiance of everything america stands for. have fun here. friends, i love you and i will miss you. enemies, youre getting exactly what you deserve. w...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 09:28:00 GMT

life becomes a blurrrr

i cant remember much about being 28. or 27. or 26, 25,24,23,22... im staring 30 in the face. what am i going to remember about my 20s? failed marriages? climbing mountains? my first million? my son da...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 02:18:00 GMT

this one, he's got to be under!

daylight: three sombreros find their way into a bullfighting ring. daffy duck hides under one of them, and shuffles, aka three-card monte. bull lifts up the first sombrero.. HA! not there bull lifts u...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jul 2005 03:33:00 GMT

vocabulary

ok i speak spanish and im taking courses in german, and trying to teach myself russian. but you know what. i dont know what 'precocious' and 'pretentious' mean. ive looked them up before, but i ca...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Feb 2005 00:19:00 GMT