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Emmy

Emmy

About Me


Im 22 going on about 8 sometimes and unfortunately living in the historical (apparently) market town of chesterfield. Again. I left Italy after two years to come back to 'town', must be insane.
I live with my lovely LITTLE (hear that?! She is not my twin) sister Miss McGiggles and my bestest friend Clairabella in a ridicously expensive house in Brampton. Looking back i reckon i got quite a good deal paying my mother only £100 a month rent.
If you frequent the "wonderful" venue Escapade you will see my posse, Mr shotpusher,clairabella,fifi, dirty daz,bobbett,Emma of the flip flops, amy , the ozzy and me stumbling between the bar and the dancefloor, usually leading the conga line at the demand of DJ Dave of a sunday evening. Another quiet night out with the beach massive!
If however you are a loser and go out on normal evenings then you will see us on beach main bar, serving the drunkards of chesterfield. Well you will atleast see some of us, the others have to work in Jurassic Park (or mojo as it is commonly known) as manager ben doesnt actually like them (but dont tell them that), where they serve Chesterfields mummys and daddys. And watch old people pull other old people. Tis such a lovely sight.....
I love reading. It can be anything. (Well apart from boring books about sport, or carzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz) My all time favourite book is The Illiad. Apparently it surprises people when i say i read. HOW RUDE. I have never understood it when people say they dont read or have never read a novel. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE????????? Hello did you not do English Literature at school??????????
I also LOVE shopping which probably explains why my visa card is maxed out 3 months after i got it.....href="http://www.getgraphics.com/g151983r.html"
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My Interests


Drinking coffee and lots of it, shopping, catching up with my fabulous friends. Getting very drunk and falling over. Whilst drunk, not just in general.

I'd like to meet:


Johnny Depp, Sean Bean, Elijah wood, the new Robin Hood, dont know his name but my gosh that boy is fine.Alex turner and the lovely Daniel radcliffe.The list is endless and kinda involves alot of hot men. Although i would also love to party with Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Ritchie and Paris Hilton, see if they can handle the Glacier mint corkys......

Music:

Christina Augilera, Arctic monkeys, Milburn, Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, The Fratellies, The killers (apart from big head flowers), Less than Jake, Panic!,S club 7 (blame the beach), McFly (blame fi), Guillemots,jay z, Eminem, Ash, jet, maximo park, muse, radiohead, and alot of cheese - thanks to il beacho

Movies:

The Goonies, Being John Malkovich, Beauty and the beast, Shawshank Redemption, Mean Girls, Pratical Magic, Lost Boys, The Labyrinth, Donnie Darko, Pirates of the carribean, The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe (though the bbc version was so much better)The Princess Bride, Memoirs of a Geisha was so pretty.

Television:

CSI, Greg the tech nerd is strangely hot. Hollyoaks. Actually generally any crappy television programs. If im up early enough i love LK today and This Morning too.

Books:

The Illiad, The Divine comedy, Catch 22, The Chronicles of Narnia, Tales of a small island, Harry Potter, A civil action, To kill a Mockingbird, The Handmaids Tale, The virgin suicides, Harry Potter, Lord of the rings, A child called it, Harry Potter,

Heroes:

Bacchus, the roman god of wine

My Blog

Please read

When i start to care what a thieving, lying,small penised, philandering, sweaty, ginger, illiterate, cheating, drunken WIMP thinks about me ill be worried. Until such time this is my reaction to ...
Posted by Emmy on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 07:18:00 PST

Why? Why?

Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does s...
Posted by Emmy on Sun, 20 May 2007 05:13:00 PST

Possibly the best letter ever!!!!!!!!!!

  A 98 year old woman wrote this to her bank. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the Times.  Dear Sir,  I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque ...
Posted by Emmy on Sun, 20 May 2007 04:20:00 PST

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:1. Emma......2. Em3. Emmy THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:1. Sharks2. Crocs3. Open water THREE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY:1. Nice people2. Family3. Being mean THREE THINGS YO...
Posted by Emmy on Fri, 11 May 2007 04:16:00 PST

im in a bad mood.....

HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE.........................   EVER  WONDER where we are headed...  Why  the sun lightens our hair, but  darkens our skin?  Why  women can't ...
Posted by Emmy on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:21:00 PST

Read it and see if you made "the list"

Claire and i were thinking today, imagine we were the only people left after all other humanity died. Originally we thought about what it would be like if it was just me her and fifi but obviously tha...
Posted by Emmy on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 03:35:00 PST

Survey says...........

..> The COMPLETE About me survey! THE BASICS Name: Emma Gender: Female Age: 22 Screen Name: Emmy Birthday: 13th March 1985 Race: White British School/Grade: I left school along time ...
Posted by Emmy on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 03:32:00 PST