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A story?

I fledgle, as all badass writers do.

About Me

Ever since I could remember I've been wondering how mankind can reach the extremes it does, so that's what I write about. I started writing for fun in the 7th grade to show people I could be funny cause no one listens to fat kids in mega-rural bumfuck Texas. Writing is my outlet for the effects life has on my brain.

My Interests

Mids, pleasing my audience, offending my audience, opening horizons and broadening scopes, and still Poppin out plights for days like a whorey bitch does ping pong balls, except I have WAY less shame. Warm weather would be nice to.

I'd like to meet:

I thought it was pretty clever when Scott put "My Maker" for this one. So to most accurately satiate the desires of this inquery, I would have to say: Anyone funnier than Scott.Additionally, chill folk are also and always enjoyable aquaintences.

Music:

Dragonforce, Arsis, Atmosphere, Wu Tang, System Of a Down, Opeth, Necrophagist.

Movies:

Ask Timmy. Timmy Ries, he goes to Fordham, but ask him anyways.

Television:

Adult Swim... Cops... repeat.

Books:

Choke, Diary, You Just Don't Understand, 1984, Catcher in the Rye, Please Kill me. Mah Shit.

Heroes:

Animal from the muppet babies... he taught me how to love again.

My Blog

V day

            Fuck Valentines Day. It's the day where my loneliness feels most palpable. I just wanna smash every heart I see and push lovers into o...
Posted by A story? on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 11:45:00 PST

Scene Kids (Cause we've all thought about killing ourselves)

    "We mope and we wonder, but what progress do we make?" I hopelessly questioned of Gus and Rob.    "None... fucking none. Sometimes I think I'd be better off trying to...
Posted by A story? on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:01:00 PST

Woo (I still have no idea how to make Myspace recognize my identions)

    "Let us take a few moments to dispel these negative energies." The motivational speaker, Woo, said. He continued, "Inhale..."    Woo was clad in clothes that all impl...
Posted by A story? on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 03:59:00 PST

Me (Brace yourself, I was feeling emotional today)

So god damn wound up. It's 5:32 in the acronym for the radio that goes farther but sounds shitty, and I'm spinning through alternating alternatives to find out what will put me to sleep. Fuckin' nothi...
Posted by A story? on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 03:57:00 PST

I have a crush on Chuck Norris

Achilles had his heel, Troy had its horse, Magic Johnson had AIDS, and I got a crush on Chuck Norris; or at least the girl who was dressed as him. Some may argue that it tarnishes something's image to...
Posted by A story? on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 01:04:00 PST

(Poem) Ode to Windex

You keep my shit clean. And I think that is fuckin' keen. You is the pimp's aid. In my times of need& you stayed.   I love you dawg Like shit with the hogs My screen is shiny Keepin' my effort ti...
Posted by A story? on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 03:52:00 PST

(FUCKING IT) Community Service

             I had my back against the bars of a cage, sitting up right trying to think of something to make me feel better so I could sleep. It's...
Posted by A story? on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 03:58:00 PST

(Short) BeatBox Paradox

             Beat and Box were friends since the tender age of 4. They were absolutely inseparable as next door neighbors. At age 6 they beca...
Posted by A story? on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 03:51:00 PST

(Short'un) Maxamillion

               It was some day between days like all other days for me. I was running the same morning protocol I do every morning by checki...
Posted by A story? on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 03:48:00 PST

(Old Story) Past

             The strange thing about someone's past is it effects them however they let it.          ...
Posted by A story? on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 03:47:00 PST