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i am a vampire. i have lost my fangs.

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how arbitrary is it that they have dj rankings?! 'im the 42nd best dj in the world' wtf. who decides that shit. after all, no other musicians in the world are ranked, as far as i know. do electro...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:57:00 GMT

soy yo nerd!


Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 06:20:00 GMT

my bride

one of my students, a little girl named michelle, added this illustration to the bottom of her homework. ill let the picture do the talking..
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 21:09:00 GMT

another gem

another amazingly profound essay from one of my students. the topic, what is your favorite book and why? observe..do you have a pencil?who is that?this is a elephanthow many bookswhat is thisit is a...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 21:07:00 GMT

dont let poets lie to you

ah, my dream girl bjork... so... dont be afraid of tv, be like bjork
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 20:26:00 GMT

learn to dance like a tard

wow. this lady comes on tv every night with these dance lessons circa 1983. i hate to think koreans actually watch and follow along at home. but it sure is entertaining, for a few minutes. then it get...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 21:36:00 GMT

her rice is rock

my little students, some as young as 9 have to write essays this week.  the topic: why do you think monkeys see in color while other animals dont?  its a follow up to a story we read in clas...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 23:21:00 GMT

3some = trojice

often my students say some funny things.  think back to 'kids say the darndest things'.  you know, that style.  like the other week when klara told me she was going to have her 'clever ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 May 2006 06:01:00 GMT

my new kicks

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Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 16:52:00 GMT

the yardstick of any civilization...

is of course the music played in grocery stores. and if thats the case the czech republic gots some serious splaining to do. the techno remix of the theme from price is right? ill say one thing. it ge...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 16:28:00 GMT