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Disease Infested Corpse

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About Me

i have a thing for antique tractors. i like to hug children and then punch them in the face. i like to put little pieces of crap on the brail pads on elevators and atm's...just to mess with the blind people. i enjoy moonlit strolls and glass marbles. my favorite foods include eggs, muffins and toast smothered with butter and hate.Layout Provided By CodeMyLayout.com - Myspace Layouts Myspace LayoutsCodeMyLayout.com- Get your own Myspace Contact Tables here!

My Interests

The same things as you! that is crazy!

I'd like to meet:

this guy right here:


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Music:

I pretty much heart music.

Movies:

Muppet Treasure Island, Dawn of the Dead (original, of course. Romero was pure genius), Stomp the yard. i also like movies about growing up and learning to love again and things like that.

Television:

the usual. lots of porn. and also, the weather channel. actually, i lied. just porn.

Books:

Last time i checked tv was invented, Jerk-off.

Heroes:

Mother Theresa, Sister Patterson, Ghandi, and what was that lady's name? ...oh yeah. YOUR MOM.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jay
Birthday: 9/21/1980
Birthplace: The Cuse bitches NY not shitty ass Utah
Current Location: dont fuckin ask
Eye Color: gray
Hair Color: bl
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: French/Canadian
The Shoes You Wore Today: woo hoooo Combat boots bitches
Your Weakness: Pain Killers
Your Fears: Camel Spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: Garlic
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pilots license
Your Most Overused Phrase On .. I hate AIM yahoo's better
Thoughts First Waking Up: You gotta be fuckin kiddin me
Your Best Physical Feature: award winning personality
Your Bedtime: HAHAHHAH
Your Most Missed Memory: Thats none or your damn business
Pepsi or Coke: Red Dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: double cheeses
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Sugar, What
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: Like a fiend
Do you Swear: like a sailor
Do you Sing: horribly unless it Alice in Chains, got it down
Do you Shower Daily: I think
Have you Been in Love: Deeply
Do you want to go to College: Tryin
Do you want to get Married: If the mood strikes me
Do you belive in yourself: Sure why the hell not
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Most definately
Are you a Health Freak: Nah
Do you get along with your Parents: The 1
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: The skin pipe
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: GOD OH GOD I WISH
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yep
In the past month have you gone on a Date: GOD OH GOD I WISH
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yum
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yummy Sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Jesus fuckin christ for all the no answers (*)
Ever been Drunk: Not gonna waste my time on this one
Ever been called a Tease: Hell no "I PUT OUT"
Ever been Beaten up: Oh yes
Ever Shoplifted: Oh yes
How do you want to Die: NOT FUCKIN HERE
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Skin Piper, Freelance Photographer or pilot
What country would you most like to Visit: JAPAN
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Gray
Favourite Hair Color: As long as they have hair im cool
Short or Long Hair: Long as hell
Height: miget like
Weight: 105 nice
Best Clothing Style: Stylish i guess, Sexy, fuck i dunno
Number of Drugs I have taken: What are you the cops?
Number of CDs I own: Way to many
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Enlisting and some other stuff
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