Up Late Cate [WWJD - What would Jah do?]

About Me

Ah, I believe I am no longer confused by this question. What is it that you would like to know about me, dear friend? I like Math a lot. Let G be a group. I think yoga has saved my life at least twice. Well, maybe it was a combination of yoga, food, and my people. And by my people I mean the children of Abraham. No I don't, I'm just fucking with you. I love my aloe plant. I love Coo Coo Conners. I love my beautiful kitty and doggie, Tiger and John Black. Once I had a nasty case of e. coli. Everyone I know is my best friend. So you are probably one of my best friends. Heart!

Tweak and Cha
One of the most fun and weirdest stoners their are. You often say dumb shit that turns out to be hilarious after a few seconds. You often make weird sounds and twitch a lot. You will use your skills of twitching and weird sounds to make up for shitty jokes you have told which strangly evens things out. You love smoking and hanging out with your friends and making an ass out of yourself.

My Interests

My pals, matching hangers, MATHEMATICS!!!!! , affton mo, ashtanga yoga, restaurants, Diet Coke, french, SOY!!!!! products, northy(s), RECYCLING!!!, buying clothes, working, going to school, crossword puzzles, ALOE PLANTS!!!!!, reproductive health

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Music:

Ani D, Fiona A, POE, Regina S, John F, Sublime.

Movies:

Tarantino, esp. Jackie Brown, which is the one that it seems like NO ONE has seen.

Television:

Arrested Development, Jeopardy, Lame shows on MTV.

Books:

The Things They Carried, (and anything by Tim O'Brien,) Lolita, Brave New World, Their Eyes Were Watching God, my Intro to Psych book (which I sadly sold,) Slaughterhouse Five, (because I wish that I was from Tralfamador), Still Life With Woodpecker (and anything Tom Robbins).

Heroes:

Jack Johnson. He was never a prowaiter, though. Also, Al Stanger."Well you ain't Fiona Apple. And if you ain't Fiona Apple, I don't give a rat's ass."

My Blog

You dont need a reason to get yourself something nice.

What time is it? BLOG TIME! What time is it? BLOG TIME!So the other day Mel and I were in Target (pronounced Tar-zhay) and she brought up this certain time when we were about 16 and 17 and we "dressin...
Posted by Up Late Cate [WWJD - What would Jah do?] on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 05:27:00 PST

Kah-rah-oh-kay

Every week, I go to a certain neighborhood dive bar with some friends to sing some karaoke on Thursday nights. I cherish it so.Well, in the future, I will be out of town and thus unbable to attend. :(...
Posted by Up Late Cate [WWJD - What would Jah do?] on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:17:00 PST

Happy Birthday Fiona Apple

Happy Fiona Apple's Birthday Day, the high holy day of all annoying, skinny, whiny white girls. Hey don't think I'm making fun, this is MY holiday. I made it up. Because I love Fiona Apple. And ...
Posted by Up Late Cate [WWJD - What would Jah do?] on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 05:16:00 PST

You know you want it

You want a blog, you know you want a blog. MMMMMM.I'm watching the motherfucking real world, and these people are fucking cuntpolyps. Especially this blonde chick. She does have large fake ti-tays, wh...
Posted by Up Late Cate [WWJD - What would Jah do?] on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:14:00 PST

When the past recedes...

Holler back, youngins. Whoot. Whoot. So I have a test in 35 minutes and what am I doing? Writing a blog. That's right, school, take that, maximum likelihood estimators (I don't even think those a...
Posted by Up Late Cate [WWJD - What would Jah do?] on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:39:00 PST

Congratulations! *details apply Click Here Now

Wife on "Without a Trace": What's wrong honey? Hubby on "WAT": The problem is I don't have ten hands! Wife: I do this every day with 2 hands. Husband: Yeah, what else have you been doing wi...
Posted by Up Late Cate [WWJD - What would Jah do?] on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:36:00 PST

Summer Love - Find it Now

I like naming blogs after whatever ad is in the window. Holler. Todizzle, I went to the zoo. That's right, we took the baby to the zoo. Alas, we did not feed it a steak dinner, but whatever. Carrie an...
Posted by Up Late Cate [WWJD - What would Jah do?] on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 01:47:00 PST

I love my Danskis.

I don't blog enough. So here goes. Yay! I don't have to work tonight! Jealous? I know you are. While you're at work, think about how I am shopping and getting my nails done. CUNTS! So one time I was o...
Posted by Up Late Cate [WWJD - What would Jah do?] on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 08:49:00 PST

Giant geese and other observations.

Hello there. Here at UMSL, GIANT geese roam the campus. I love said geese. They just walk/fly around going "HONK! HONK!" But I wonder why they are so big. Like, they are as big as a 5-year-old child. ...
Posted by Up Late Cate [WWJD - What would Jah do?] on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 07:03:00 PST

FEAR

So tonight I thought maybe my sister disappeared into the Bermuda Triangle, but then I remembered she's at a "Street Dogs/ Flogging Molly" Concert. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Dirty punk losers. God, it's h...
Posted by Up Late Cate [WWJD - What would Jah do?] on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:12:00 PST